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just wondering:

you walk around the streets let's say in the midwest with a funny tshirt and you walk by a cop. what happens if the tshirt contains:

a) a picture with fully visible boobs
b) a picture with full male and/or female nudity
c) a swear word such as "f*ck" or "cunt" written on it
d) a middle finger sign
e) a sexually explicit scene
f) cute kittens

I am unsure about a, b, and e, but I've seen people wearing the other things without issue.


--Andy

Just tell the officer you are wearing the t-shirt because you lost a bet and there shouldn't be a problem.

a) a picture with fully visible boobs --- probably nothing
b) a picture with full male and/or female nudity --- I have no idea (probably nothing)
c) a swear word such as "f*ck" or "cunt" written on it --- Nothing
d) a middle finger sign --- Nothing
e) a sexually explicit scene --- I have no idea (do they sell shirts like this?)
f) cute kittens --- The cop takes you into his cop car kisses you full on the mouth and gives you a hand job.

betiko wrote:just wondering:

you walk around the streets let's say in the midwest with a funny tshirt and you walk by a cop. what happens if the tshirt contains:

a) a picture with fully visible boobs
b) a picture with full male and/or female nudity
c) a swear word such as "f*ck" or "cunt" written on it
d) a middle finger sign
e) a sexually explicit scene
f) cute kittens

a. You get a tip put into your pocket, usually a few 1 dollar bills.
b. You get money thrown at you by lonely singles.
c. Little kids will begin shouting them at you as you walk by them.
d. Stone Cold Steve Austin fans and South Park fans will salute you.
e. You'll have teenage boys around the age of 14 surround you and masturbate to it.
f. At the best of times? Chased out of town as soon as someone sees it. At the worst? Hog tied and left out in the middle of the desert to be fed upon by the dreaded jackalope.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

betiko wrote:d) a middle finger sign

d. Stone Cold Steve Austin fans and South Park fans will salute you.

A single finger salute?

Depends on the cop. In most towns/cities, they have better things to do. At worst, they'll give you a warning that they won't document.

Now, if a voting, overly protective mother were to see it, watch out. Swear words might cause her kids to do hard drugs or something.

Yeah I m kind of thinking of those overprotective american mums that dictate what people can do in america. Let s say same question, but one of these nuttheads walking in the street goes towards the officer and screams at him pointing at your tshirt.

This includes a subsidiary question; which would be the worse state to wear one of these tshirts?

betiko wrote:Yeah I m kind of thinking of those overprotective american mums that dictate what people can do in america. Let s say same question, but one of these nuttheads walking in the street goes towards the officer and screams at him pointing at your tshirt.

Let's say I was in Grenoble, France and I did 25 push-ups while eating a waffle in front of a fireman while a Tennis Pro was watching. What would occur next? Please be specific.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:Yeah I m kind of thinking of those overprotective american mums that dictate what people can do in america. Let s say same question, but one of these nuttheads walking in the street goes towards the officer and screams at him pointing at your tshirt.

Let's say I was in Grenoble, France and I did 25 push-ups while eating a waffle in front of a fireman while a Tennis Pro was watching. What would occur next? Please be specific.

Grenoble is pretty high above sea level, since you live in santa barbara where you usually stop at 10 push ups, the fact of eating a waffle while exercizing at a higher rate and with lower air pressure would probably make you choke. Hopefully the fireman would be well trained and would make you spit out that evil waffle. The pro tennis player would probably just slam the digested waffle; and there is a chance that you would receive it in your face.
Conclusion; you would end up in a terribly gay position in the arms of a french firefighter and a digested waffle all over your face, that s my best guess.

betiko wrote:you would end up in a terribly gay position in the arms of a french firefighter and a digested waffle all over your face

so basically just like any other Wednesday for ol' Sax

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:you would end up in a terribly gay position in the arms of a french firefighter and a digested waffle all over your face

so basically just like any other Wednesday for ol' Sax

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saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:you would end up in a terribly gay position in the arms of a french firefighter and a digested waffle all over your face

so basically just like any other Wednesday for ol' Sax

Does esmeralda fight fire with waffles?

If I go to Paris and piss in an alley, will I get arrested because I am a foreigner? I know all the Parisians do it, so it must be legal.

If I rent a bicycle to cycle around Paris and a policeman sees that I am not carrying a baguette in the basket, what will happen?

It probably depends on whether you're wearing a beret or not.

-TG

betiko wrote:just wondering:

you walk around the streets let's say in the midwest with a funny tshirt and you walk by a cop. what happens if the tshirt contains:

a) a picture with fully visible boobs
b) a picture with full male and/or female nudity
c) a swear word such as "f*ck" or "cunt" written on it
d) a middle finger sign
e) a sexually explicit scene
f) cute kittens

The question is this: What's the mental state of the wearer of said t-shirt?

Or skin color.

And teeth count?

notyou2 wrote:If I go to Paris and piss in an alley, will I get arrested because I am a foreigner? I know all the Parisians do it, so it must be legal.

yes, we do it but we are not supposed to. if you get caught you get a ticket!!!! even french girls do it between cars though, mostly when they are drunk at night.
if you go out at night and after a few beers you feel like peeing (and you're between 2 bars) you definitely need to find yourself a tree, an obscure sidewalk or just go between 2 cars. peeing in urban environment is a national sport. don't pee on doors or next to entrances though; people live there.

mrswdk wrote:If I rent a bicycle to cycle around Paris and a policeman sees that I am not carrying a baguette in the basket, what will happen?

you get a yellow card, but it depends if you have a croissant to justify the absence of baguette.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:It probably depends on whether you're wearing a beret or not.

-TG

please tell me what happens with both alternatives.

In Quebec if you show up at work with a religious symbol visible, you get fined and sent home without pay.

kuthoer wrote:

betiko wrote:just wondering:

you walk around the streets let's say in the midwest with a funny tshirt and you walk by a cop. what happens if the tshirt contains:

a) a picture with fully visible boobs
b) a picture with full male and/or female nudity
c) a swear word such as "f*ck" or "cunt" written on it
d) a middle finger sign
e) a sexually explicit scene
f) cute kittens

The question is this: What's the mental state of the wearer of said t-shirt?

teenager with braces and a greacy skin problem.

notyou2 wrote:In Quebec if you show up at work with a religious symbol visible, you get fined and sent home without pay.

If you talk back to them in English, the fine is doubled, and stay home 2 days.