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Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby denominator on Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:13 pm

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Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:46 pm

Last time I had sex with a movie title was last October. It was a rainy night and I had was at a bar with friends. It was a while since I last had sex with a movie title and I was pretty horny.

At this point I was already hammered and was eyeing this one movie title. Its name was Jurassic Park. It was equally, if not more drunk, and was easier than convincing nietzsche to cut my grasss.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:14 am

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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby TeeGee on Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:44 am

I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.
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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:38 am

Everytime I have sex, it's a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
Last time was The Quest; time before that was Street Fighter (don't tell the cops)
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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:11 am

TeeGee wrote:I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.


Even though they seemed about the same topic, they clearly weren't. One was about describing sex using a movie title and the other was about having sex with a movie title. Not the same.
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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:37 am

I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:08 am

notyou2 wrote:
TeeGee wrote:I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.


Even though they seemed about the same topic, they clearly weren't. One was about describing sex using a movie title and the other was about having sex with a movie title. Not the same.


The title and OP of this thread are ambiguous enough to permit both kinds of discussion in the same thread.
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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:30 am

mrswdk wrote:I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

#ontopic
#AoG


Papercuts?
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Postby Timminz on Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:00 am

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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:41 am

saxitoxin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

#ontopic
#AoG


Papercuts?


Nah, I used a condom.
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Re: Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

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