Conquer Club

Once again, your girlfriend's car got a flat tire. She tried changing it but got so exhausted she had to lay down for a rest.



You need to pick her up before Dukasaur drives by in his big rig. You're too far away to go there yourself and the automobile club just puts you on hold.

Which of the available members of the Conquer Club do you trust to help her?

BBS!
Look at the grin on his avatar! Hes certainly a ladies man that will respect my GF! And give here valiant aid, nobody with an avtar like that can be evil! Hes hiding his soft, artistic side behind a brutal picture! Perfect man to guard my GF:s virute and ensure she arrives at my pad unmolested!

GO BBS!

Very shrewd of you, saxi, to not include me as an option.

Bollocks.

Oh, but everyone knows you can't trust Serbians.

I'm considering Symmetry as a candidate, but I'm conflicted. Whilst she would definitely arrive home unmolested, a quick fondling from Duke is probably preferable to spending an entire car ride being trolled about weird things like Friedrich Nietzsche's links to the Nazis or the successes of Emperor Hirohito's domestic policies.

I think Saxi voted for me because he's become impotent on his old age, but being such a magnanimous person, he doesn't want to deprive his virile girlfriend her sex life. Thus, he wants to let her be "serviced" by a young, healthy sex god like me.

As per viewtopic.php?f=8&t=204091#p4467350 Natty and mrswdk are not getting a call to pick-up my girlfriend.

I initially voted xeno because I date really old women. Like 25. Obviously I'd leave mine stranded. Enjoy duk.

saxitoxin wrote:As per viewtopic.php?f=8&t=204091#p4467350 Natty and mrswdk are not getting a call to pick-up my girlfriend.

Worried your girlfriend would put things up their asses?

I'm calling nagerous because I think it's unlikely that he knows how to change a tire, so my help will still be required.

saxitoxin wrote:As per viewtopic.php?f=8&t=204091#p4467350 Natty and mrswdk are not getting a call to pick-up my girlfriend.

But Saxi, who's going to satisfy your girlfriend's sexual needs?

Seems like you guys want a brown baby.

I would stop, offer her a water containing date rape drug, f*ck her, change the tire, throw her in the trunk and drive off in my new Cedes.

I'd call betiko because he has a small penis

nietzsche wrote:Seems like you guys want a brown baby.

nietzsche - you're in denial your wife is sleeping with Gillpig

notyou2 wrote:I would stop, offer her a water containing date rape drug, f*ck her, change the tire, throw her in the trunk and drive off in my new Cedes.

You're such a romantic.

kuthoer wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I would stop, offer her a water containing date rape drug, f*ck her, change the tire, throw her in the trunk and drive off in my new Cedes.

You're such a romantic.

I'm not trying to date her, it's Saxi's girlfriend. Geez man, that would be unethical.

So how many police forces have samples of notyou2's DNA on their records?

mrswdk wrote:So how many police forces have samples of notyou2's DNA on their records?

That should be our next guessing game. "How many police databases is notyou2 on?"

mrswdk wrote:So how many police forces have samples of notyou2's DNA on their records?

They haven't got my DNA, yet, just finger prints.

saxitoxin wrote:

nietzsche wrote:Seems like you guys want a brown baby.

nietzsche - you're in denial your wife is sleeping with Gillpig

She seems way too small for Gillipig's tastes.

-TG

Dukasaur wrote:

mrswdk wrote:So how many police forces have samples of notyou2's DNA on their records?

That should be our next guessing game. "How many police databases is notyou2 on?"

At least 2.

notyou2 wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

mrswdk wrote:So how many police forces have samples of notyou2's DNA on their records?

That should be our next guessing game. "How many police databases is notyou2 on?"

At least 2.

I suspect more.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

nietzsche wrote:Seems like you guys want a brown baby.

nietzsche - you're in denial your wife is sleeping with Gillpig

She seems way too small for Gillipig's tastes.

-TG

True, but I made an exception just to ruin Nietzsche's life. I made an exception with his sister as well. The only woman in his life I haven't defiled is his mom......but I'm working on it.

Gillipig wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

nietzsche wrote:Seems like you guys want a brown baby.

nietzsche - you're in denial your wife is sleeping with Gillpig

She seems way too small for Gillipig's tastes.

-TG

True, but I made an exception just to ruin Nietzsche's life. I made an exception with his sister as well. The only woman in his life I haven't defiled is his mom......but I'm working on it.

Are those Swedish Palms? Must be Gothenburg as I believe that is the only place Palm trees grow in Sweden.

Pfft, the only Palm in Sweden is Olof, and even he got murdered.