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Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:43 am

This is the official, government-sanctioned thread to excommunicate MudPuppy from Off-Topics. He had a chance to change the name of the so-called "Off-Topics" to Troll Forest and failed to take advantage of this golden opportunity.

FROM NOW ON, REFERENCING THE GUILTY POSTER BY THE NAME IN THE TITLE OF THIS TOPIC IS STRICTLY VERBOTEN

Any poster who mentions "he who shall not be mentioned" or acknowledges his presence in any way (e.g. quote him or respond to him in a thread) will have a 'strike' added to their record. The punishment for each strikes is as follows:

First strike - 100 SaxBucks fine
Second strike - 500 SaxBucks fine and 1 day removal from Off-Topics
Third strike - permanent banishment from Off-Topics



Thank you for your time,
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:45 am

So, can we still say, "he who shall not be mentioned" when trying to scare little children?

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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:47 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:So, can we still say, "he who shall not be mentioned" when trying to scare little children?

-TG


NO!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:



I will let you off with a warning TG. I will not be as merciful in the future.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:59 am

Well, I don't see a better option for cautionary morality tales to enforce troll forest traditions.

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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby IcePack on Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:54 pm

Troll Forrest is dumb. There, I said it ;)
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Jmac1026 on Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:55 pm

IcePack wrote:Troll Forrest is dumb. There, I said it ;)

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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:15 pm

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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Gilligan on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:19 pm

what if you don't have any sxbucks?
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby patches70 on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:19 pm

It's the OP's fault. You should have just won the contest yourself if you wanted the forum named Troll Forest.

Since you slacked on the job and didn't come out victorious in what you seem to think is an important opportunity, then I think it may be prudent that you be the one banned. After all, you failed and failure cannot be tolerated.

If you had any dignity at all you'd just crawl away and wallow in your own shame instead of lashing out at others like a little child would.

Next time, win the damn contest. It's all your own fault.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:23 pm

patches70 wrote:It's the OP's fault. You should have just won the contest yourself if you wanted the forum named Troll Forest.

Since you slacked on the job and didn't come out victorious in what you seem to think is an important opportunity, then I think it may be prudent that you be the one banned. After all, you failed and failure cannot be tolerated.

If you had any dignity at all you'd just crawl away and wallow in your own shame instead of lashing out at others like a little child would.

Next time, win the damn contest. It's all your own fault.


omg dude man bro he's gonna flip!
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Gilligan on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:32 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
patches70 wrote:It's the OP's fault. You should have just won the contest yourself if you wanted the forum named Troll Forest.

Since you slacked on the job and didn't come out victorious in what you seem to think is an important opportunity, then I think it may be prudent that you be the one banned. After all, you failed and failure cannot be tolerated.

If you had any dignity at all you'd just crawl away and wallow in your own shame instead of lashing out at others like a little child would.

Next time, win the damn contest. It's all your own fault.


omg dude man bro he's gonna flip!


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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Serbia on Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:26 pm

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You spelled "shortest" wrong, Shrimp.

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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:58 pm

He's simply throwing a temper tantrum because he is too young to remember the show that the forum is named after.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:36 pm

I too was disappointed that he tempted us with 'Phatty's Phorum' and then at the last minute decided to go with a reference to old man TV instead.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:52 pm

Uh, it was the 90s... Hercules, Xena, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:53 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Uh, it was the 90s... Hercules, Xena, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld.


That's like saying Goldeneye 007 is an old man game or that Bill Clinton is an old man president.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:53 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Uh, it was the 90s... Hercules, Xena, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld.


Shut up you god damn commie
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:12 pm

The original Pokemon games and the collapse of the USSR about the only good things to come out of the 90s.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:13 pm

mrswdk wrote:The original Pokemon games and the collapse of the USSR about the only good things to come out of the 90s.


Not a big fan of the widespread use of the WWW I see.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:16 pm

Meh. The world was fine before it.
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:21 pm

-100 SaxBucks for attempting to imitate saxi by using the word "verboten"
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:31 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:-100 SaxBucks for attempting to imitate saxi by using the word "verboten"


YOURE NOT AN AUTHORIZED SAXBUCKS DEALER
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Re: Official Thread to Excommunicate MudPuppy

Postby Gilligan on Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:-100 SaxBucks for attempting to imitate saxi by using the word "verboten"


YOURE NOT AN AUTHORIZED SAXBUCKS DEALER


he's not dealing, he's removing
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