Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 1:53 pm**

1. that when she stepped on the scale the doctor said "holy crap that's my phone number"

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 1:54 pm**

2. everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 5:23 pm**

you're all a bunch of pussies

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 6:10 pm**

That she doesn't fit in GD

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 6:14 pm**

...that she ate the Forum button.

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 6:25 pm**

...she sat on the forum goers and killed the party.

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 8:27 pm**

6. She's so fat she masturbates to cook books.

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 8:28 pm**

nietzsche wrote:2. everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

No bro, when she walks Harlem shakes!

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 9:10 pm**

She s so fat that she looked for cheat codes to play wii fit

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 9:17 pm**

She s so fat that she has to add mayonnaise to her aspirine

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 10:05 pm**

This should get moved again to the Forum Games. And then into the International section. Then into AOG's mind.

--Andy

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 3:28 am**

that she has a significantly lower life expectancy than her peers.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 3:39 am**

that she's dated Gillipig.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 6:30 am**

that Gillipig posted pictures of her while drooling on his keyboard.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 1:49 pm**

...that she calls bigWham littleWham...

bigWham's momma so fat..