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If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M day?
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Sun May 04, 2014 12:57 amby xtratabasco
Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.
Thank you in advance.
simple answers are great, but long stories are wonderful.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 9:20 amby notyou2
Get her her very own iceflow and send her on her way. The Inuit do it.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 10:01 amby TeeGee
Many years ago my daughter wanted to give my ex wife something for mothers day, I didn't like the bitch but my daughter insisted I buy flowers, so I got her a lovely bunch of snap dragons.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 10:23 amby Army of GOD
A nice cup of shut the f*ck up
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 1:05 pmby pimpdave
A cross, so that every time she feels unappreciated, she can climb on up and nail herself to it.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 6:58 pmby muy_thaiguy
A whoopie cushion?
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 7:52 pmby betiko
Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 7:54 pmby BigBallinStalin
betiko wrote:Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
Is this because your mommy didn't buy you a Barbie doll when you were 7?
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 8:02 pmby betiko
BigBallinStalin wrote:betiko wrote:Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
Is this because your mommy didn't buy you a Barbie doll when you were 7?
I m all good with my mum and i had all the barbies i needed to undress for science when I was 7, I have lots of cousins. Just here to give advice to the OP.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 10:59 pmby daddy1gringo
xtratabasco wrote:Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.
Forgiveness.
Re: If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M
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Sun May 04, 2014 11:02 pmby jonesthecurl
daddy1gringo wrote:xtratabasco wrote:Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.
Forgiveness.
Plus an empty parcel. Inside is a note... "It's the thought that counts".