Germany has contributed much to human progress and society, yet they've also ruined tons as well (like techno. Yeah, you heard me. German techno is terrible. So is their metal. Even worse when combined. DU HAST).
Everyone knows that England is the greatest country in world history, for forming the British Empire, and doing the most good in the entire world, then spawning the son, the USA, which is currently the greatest country, because f*ck you we got nukes and way more boats than the rest of you.
Are you swearing about Germans or are you live-blogging your evening?
Fucking dog has fucking papers!
Look, nothing is fucked here, man.
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:55 am
by pimpdave
New shit has come to light, dude!
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:49 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:05 pm
by AndyDufresne
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
This is the first post I've read in this topic, since I went immediately to this second page. I am not sure what is going on here, but I like it.
--Andy
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 2:42 pm
by Dukasaur
AndyDufresne wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
This is the first post I've read in this topic, since I went immediately to this second page. I am not sure what is going on here, but I like it.
--Andy
These men are cowards.
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 4:05 pm
by tzor
I will say this ... I know of more people who would prefer to sing German over French!
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische dein Heiligtum. Deine Zauber binden wieder, Was die Mode streng geteilt; Alle Menschen werden Brueder, Wo dein sanfter Fluegel weilt.
It's just so right! Now if there was only one way we could make it better, you know, like combining peanut butter with chocolate!
Oh wait, we can, it's called ... Yiddish!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Un mir zainen ale brider, Oi, oi, ale brider, Un mir zingen freileche lider, Oi, oi, oi!
Un mir haltn zich in einem Oi, oi, zich in einem, Azelches iz nito bai keinem, Oi, oi, oi
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:26 am
by jonesthecurl
Is that the oi to joy?
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:28 am
by JPcelticfc
I much prefer Germany to the UK or USA.
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:52 am
by AndyDufresne
All German topics should have Charlie Chaplin:
--Andy
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 11:15 am
by 2dimes
Which makes one wonder why he did not embrace talkies. He was obviously vocally terrific. People knocked that bit off for decades.
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 4:08 pm
by AslanTheKing
tzor wrote:I will say this ... I know of more people who would prefer to sing German over French!
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische dein Heiligtum. Deine Zauber binden wieder, Was die Mode streng geteilt; Alle Menschen werden Brueder, Wo dein sanfter Fluegel weilt.
It's just so right! Now if there was only one way we could make it better, you know, like combining peanut butter with chocolate!
Oh wait, we can, it's called ... Yiddish!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Un mir zainen ale brider, Oi, oi, ale brider, Un mir zingen freileche lider, Oi, oi, oi!
Un mir haltn zich in einem Oi, oi, zich in einem, Azelches iz nito bai keinem, Oi, oi, oi
yes yiddish has alot of german words, its like another accent
but do you know this version? Sowinetz Kurt Miscellaneous Alle Menschen Samma Z'wider (sung to the melody of Beethoven's 9th symphony, "An die Freude")
(gesprochen, sinnierend) Alle Menschen werden Brüder. Olle? Menschen wer'n Brüder? Ah, WERDEN Brüder! Alle Menschen werden Brüder.
(Chor:) Na, wir wer'n kan Richter brauchen, weu wir ham a golden's Herz, Mir wer'n ollas übertauchen, und dann fohr' ma himmelwärts. Mir san olle guate Lotsch'n, und d'rum homma uns so gern. Do bei uns streckt kana d' Potsch'n, ohne daß die Erb'n rehrn.
(gesprochen:) Ruhe! Ruhe! Ich wer' Euch des jetzt übersetz'n, ohne Genierer, wiar i bi! I winsch' Eich oll'n an Hauf'n Gretz'n, an Zeck im Ohr, und den gwi gwi.
(gesungen:) Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n. Mir san olle Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n mecht' i's hau'n. Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada, und de gonze Packelrass'. Olle Menschen samma z'wida, wann i Leit' sich, geh'r i haß.
Wos, Ia's kennt's mi a net leid'n, und i sogt's, I bin net g'scheid? Oba mit so blede Leit' wer' i mi no long net streit'n.
(gesprochen:) I bin, sogn's, a Z'widerwurz'n. Sie sog'n, es is' nur der Neid. I sog: Motschka'n kennt's, wos tuat's'n donn groß mit der G'miatlichkeit? Is' doch eh leicht zum G'neißen, schmiert's Eich d' Gmiatlichkeit in d'Hoor! Bei mir werdt's es ka Leiberl reißen, weg'n den feuln s' auf mi, is' klor.
Ollen Menschen bin i z'wida, se woll'n mi in d' Gosch'n hau'n. I bin oll'n Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n woll'n s' mi hau'n. Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada, (gesungen:) und de gonze Pack'lrass', Ollen Menschen bin i z'wida, wann mi d' Leit' seg'n, gengan's haß.
(gesprochen:) Dabei bin i ma söba z'wida, dabei mog i mi söba net. Jetzt denkt's Euch: "Gö, da legst' di nieda!" Jetzt hoit's mi scho für urndlich bled!
Locht's nur ruhig, ias Safensiada! Eich wird's Loch'n scho vergeh'! Bei der Bledheit samma Briada, des werdts hoffentlich versteh'!
(gesungen:) Und d'rum hoit i Eich scho wieder vur an Spiagel, an' genau'n:
(gesprochen:) Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n. Mir san olle Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n mecht' i's hau'n. (gesungen:) Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada, und de gonze Packelrass'. Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n. die Gosch'n hau'n, die Gosch'n hau'n, die Gosch'n (gesprochen:) Hau'n.
andys video up there is great, should have postet that on facebook on hitlers birthday
Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:17 pm
by mrswdk
JPcelticfc wrote:I much prefer Germany to the UK or USA.
Really? But the USA so generously funded NORAID for decades.
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:16 pm