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Postby Serbia on Mon May 19, 2014 5:44 pm

When you're the best team in baseball, you can do this:

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Discuss.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby betiko on Mon May 19, 2014 5:56 pm

Are these fat people like.. pro in some kind of sport?
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby *Pixar* on Mon May 19, 2014 5:59 pm

+1

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Mon May 19, 2014 5:59 pm

Yes.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 19, 2014 6:01 pm

Go Rockies! (this year I'm a Rockies fan.. so far)
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Army of GOD on Mon May 19, 2014 6:37 pm

2-3 months too early for me to start caring
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Mon May 19, 2014 6:41 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The Red Sox suck and just got swept by Detroit so I'm pissed.


Fixed.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Sackett58 on Tue May 20, 2014 8:32 am

2013 Lost to Red Sox League Championship Series
2012 Swept by the Giants in the World Series
2011 Lost to the Rangers in the League Championship.

Hmmm. I'll say 2014 they lose to the A's in the League Championship. :P
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby oVo on Tue May 20, 2014 3:05 pm

Damn Oakland is hot atm winning 9 of their last 10.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Tue May 20, 2014 6:22 pm

Sackett58 wrote:2013 Lost to Red Sox League Championship Series
2012 Swept by the Giants in the World Series
2011 Lost to the Rangers in the League Championship.

Hmmm. I'll say 2014 they lose to the A's in the League Championship. :P


You're not following the matrix. It's an even-numbered year, so we'll make the World Series.
Also, the team reinvented itself this year. We're better than the previous three years. It's been 30 years since our last title; we're due.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Sackett58 on Tue May 20, 2014 10:38 pm

Serbia wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:2013 Lost to Red Sox League Championship Series
2012 Swept by the Giants in the World Series
2011 Lost to the Rangers in the League Championship.

Hmmm. I'll say 2014 they lose to the A's in the League Championship. :P


You're not following the matrix. It's an even-numbered year, so we'll make the World Series.
Also, the team reinvented itself this year. We're better than the previous three years. It's been 30 years since our last title; we're due.

Bollocks.

Due? Ask the Cubbie fans about due. lol
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby DaGip on Wed May 21, 2014 9:36 pm

Serbia wrote:When you're the best team in baseball, you can do this:

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Discuss.

Bollocks.


Detroit 27 15 .643 - 6-4 L3 13-8 14-7 5/21 @ CLE, L 10-11 5/22 vs TEX, 1:08 PM
Minnesota 22 21 .512 5.5 7-3 W1 12-11 10-10 5/20 @ SD, W 5-3 Live @ SD


I laugh out loud!

The Twinkies beat your Tigers. Minnesota was gracious enough to take Hughes out of the game when Verlander was taken out. Minnesota didn't have to take Hughes out, but it was the gentleman thing to do. Rick Anderson didn't want to rub Detroit's noses in it, so he had Hughes taken out! He only had 86 pitches, he could have easily pitched the next inning (and probably should have, since the Twins Bullpen SUCKS ASS!)

You can gloat about Detroit being the best team in Baseball, but the Twins held their own against them and the Sox!

Schwarzach is your best pitcher by far, but I am proud that Minnesota did what they did during this part of the season. None of us thought they would have come this far, and in addition they are grabbing the Tiger by the tail in the standings!

Tigers are good, but the Twins deserve a little bit of praise as well.

As far as Ortiz goes...what did they feed that man when he was a kid???? AND WHY DID THE TWINS LET HIM GO??????
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 21, 2014 10:37 pm

To be completely honest, winning the World Series last year was very surprising. We pretty much had the same pitching staff as 2012 (save a healthy Lackey) and our lineup was oddly very productive.

Hopefully the East stays really close.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby ChrisPond on Wed May 21, 2014 10:43 pm

betiko wrote:Are these fat people like.. pro in some kind of sport?


The "fat guy" is arguably one of the best hitters in the league of this era and will probably end up being one of the best hitters ever.

Can't believe it's been 30 years since '84. I have lived in Iowa for the past 10 years but spent the first 28 years in Michigan. I am a big fan and almost always make it back for a 3 game series.

I believe it was 2003 when they lost 119 games....I went to around 35 games that season...saw 1 victory. I would always buy a $5 nose bleed seat and almost always sit in the first row since paid attendance was always about 5000 people.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 21, 2014 10:48 pm

Miggy isn't fat.


Prince, now he's fat...
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 22, 2014 12:38 am

Army of GOD wrote:Miggy isn't fat.


Prince, now he's fat...


Put a wig on Fielder and Gillipig would be all over him.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby oVo on Thu May 22, 2014 10:39 pm

Oakland is the first to 30 wins,
time for them to chill a bit.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Fri May 23, 2014 5:57 am

Since their Zubaz adventure, the Tigers have lost four straight, and looked fairly bad doing it.
Too much fun too soon for Detroit.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 23, 2014 1:42 pm

At least you are not dealing with Prince's contract like Texas is.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Fri May 23, 2014 8:26 pm

Sackett58 wrote:At least you are not dealing with Prince's contract like Texas is.


Speaking of Prince, he looks done for the year. Read more here

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby oVo on Mon May 26, 2014 11:32 pm

Tigers aren't fairing well against the American League West,
but the Rangers have a 3-1 start to this long road trip.

The Fielder thing sucks in a Texas season with way too many
players on injured reserve already.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue May 27, 2014 2:00 pm

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/mlb/mike-trout-jose-bautista-derek-jeter-leading-vote-getters-in-al-all-star-balloting?ymd=20140527&content_id=77006606&vkey=news_mlb

Only the lowest of the low would vote for Jeter. This stuff makes me hate sports. Sports is supposed to be the ultimate example of a merit-based economy. It's the only place where people who are good at stuff get rewarded for it. Fandom tears into that a bit, and this worshiping of retiring players ruins it completely.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Serbia on Tue May 27, 2014 5:01 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/mlb/mike-trout-jose-bautista-derek-jeter-leading-vote-getters-in-al-all-star-balloting?ymd=20140527&content_id=77006606&vkey=news_mlb

Only the lowest of the low would vote for Jeter. This stuff makes me hate sports. Sports is supposed to be the ultimate example of a merit-based economy. It's the only place where people who are good at stuff get rewarded for it. Fandom tears into that a bit, and this worshiping of retiring players ruins it completely.


I hate the retirement tours. I hate opposing teams giving gifts to awesome rivals. And I hate giving All Star appearances to washed up players who don't deserve them.

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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:48 pm

Wow, Tony Gwynn.

RIP...I loved him as a kid.
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Re: MLB 2014

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:57 pm

God damn I had no idea Aramis Rameriez was still in the league...
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