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Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 20, 2014 6:16 pm

In this latest study, tissue engineering was used to develop a vagina for reconstructive surgery in four teenage girls who had the rare condition Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome. In this condition, the vagina and uterus do not form properly while the female foetus is developing in the uterus.

Over the course of up to eight years' follow-up, the reconstructed vagina was demonstrated to have a similar structure to normal vaginal tissue and the women reported normal sexual function. There were no adverse effects or complications of surgery reported.

The vagina consists of a complex structure of tissue. If a vagina can be reconstructed, it may be possible to reconstruct other complex structures and one day possibly even entire organs.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/04April/Pag ... anted.aspx


I guess this is good news, but I want to know what security measures are in effect. What if some of the vaginas escaped from the lab? We could have a 28 Days Later situation on our hands.
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby notyou2 on Tue May 20, 2014 6:18 pm

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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 20, 2014 6:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
In this latest study, tissue engineering was used to develop a vagina for reconstructive surgery in four teenage girls who had the rare condition Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome. In this condition, the vagina and uterus do not form properly while the female foetus is developing in the uterus.

Over the course of up to eight years' follow-up, the reconstructed vagina was demonstrated to have a similar structure to normal vaginal tissue and the women reported normal sexual function. There were no adverse effects or complications of surgery reported.

The vagina consists of a complex structure of tissue. If a vagina can be reconstructed, it may be possible to reconstruct other complex structures and one day possibly even entire organs.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/04April/Pag ... anted.aspx


I guess this is good news, but I want to know what security measures are in effect. What if some of the vaginas escaped from the lab? We could have a 28 Days Later situation on our hands.

Some of the vaginas have already escaped from the lab. I seem to speak to one every time I call a utility company with a question about my bill, and on various other occasions.
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 22, 2014 12:15 pm

Can this be used on men?

For instance, can a vagina be grown in AoG's neck?
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 22, 2014 2:17 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
In this latest study, tissue engineering was used to develop a vagina for reconstructive surgery in four teenage girls who had the rare condition Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome. In this condition, the vagina and uterus do not form properly while the female foetus is developing in the uterus.

Over the course of up to eight years' follow-up, the reconstructed vagina was demonstrated to have a similar structure to normal vaginal tissue and the women reported normal sexual function. There were no adverse effects or complications of surgery reported.

The vagina consists of a complex structure of tissue. If a vagina can be reconstructed, it may be possible to reconstruct other complex structures and one day possibly even entire organs.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/04April/Pag ... anted.aspx


I guess this is good news, but I want to know what security measures are in effect. What if some of the vaginas escaped from the lab? We could have a 28 Days Later situation on our hands.





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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby oVo on Thu May 22, 2014 3:25 pm

Do they look like apple pie?
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby notyou2 on Thu May 22, 2014 8:23 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
In this latest study, tissue engineering was used to develop a vagina for reconstructive surgery in four teenage girls who had the rare condition Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome. In this condition, the vagina and uterus do not form properly while the female foetus is developing in the uterus.

Over the course of up to eight years' follow-up, the reconstructed vagina was demonstrated to have a similar structure to normal vaginal tissue and the women reported normal sexual function. There were no adverse effects or complications of surgery reported.

The vagina consists of a complex structure of tissue. If a vagina can be reconstructed, it may be possible to reconstruct other complex structures and one day possibly even entire organs.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/04April/Pag ... anted.aspx


I guess this is good news, but I want to know what security measures are in effect. What if some of the vaginas escaped from the lab? We could have a 28 Days Later situation on our hands.


If the loose vaginas are exposed to yeast, there will be a problem in less than 28 days.
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 22, 2014 8:40 pm

Do they do assholes too? nietzsche's balloon knot is so loose it makes a sewing needle look like the grand canyon.
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby saxitoxin on Thu May 22, 2014 10:33 pm

nietzsche wrote:For instance, can a vagina be grown in AoG's neck?


That's called punching his teeth out. And that technology has been around for awhile.
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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 23, 2014 3:42 am

Army of GOD wrote:Do they do assholes too? nietzsche's balloon knot is so loose it makes the grand canyon look like a sewing needle.


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Re: Vaginas Grown in Lab

Postby Army of GOD on Fri May 23, 2014 9:40 am

mrswdk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Do they do assholes too? nietzsche's balloon knot is so loose it makes the grand canyon look like a sewing needle.


You're welcome.


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