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List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:00 pm

Inspired by doctor UC and also by the stuff that a free market in america would solve topic, lets list and get to the heart at all the problems with evolution. I'll start.

1. The mud from rivers into the oceans.


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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:57 pm

2. Computer viruses
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:00 am

3. It isn't solved by the free market
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby crispybits on Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:45 am

4. It doesn't explain how the Egyptians built the pyramids
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:04 am

5. 6 fingers or toes.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby jay_a2j on Sat Jun 14, 2014 9:38 am

7. Language (language is a learned behavior, so who taught the first talking ape to speak?)

8. Not observed (One of the tests of a theory is that it must be "observable". Evolution fails this test as we can't find ONE stinking mid-evolved animal on this entire planet!)

9. The origin of life (Evolution does not even attempt to answer this question because life deriving from something that is NOT LIVING is absurd)

10. Believing that the jump from a single celled organism to a human being happening on it's own, by mere "chance" actually takes more faith than believing, "God is"
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:26 am

jay_a2j wrote:
8. Not observed (One of the tests of a theory is that it must be "observable". Evolution fails this test as we can't find ONE stinking mid-evolved animal on this entire planet!)




It's observed in every generation, unless the child generation is a clone.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:33 am

6. Smells like teen spirit.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:52 am

7. The Bible says it's not true.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:56 am

8. Back problems.


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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:00 pm

9. Altruism
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby mrswdk on Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:46 pm

10. It's what the gay Jewish media want you to believe in.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:31 pm

11. XYY chromosomes syndrome
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:44 pm

12. Religious zealots and fanaticism.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby hotfire on Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:57 pm

13. Dawkins gets trounced
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:48 pm

14. The World Cup


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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:48 pm

Andy. [/thread]
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:41 am

15. Bird flu.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby betiko on Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:49 am

16. all species are obviously created separately, but god sometimes copied a lot of stuff from one to another because he was running out of inspiration.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:27 am

17. Nature abhors a vacuum, and yet Miley Cyrus evolved to have a vacuum between her ears.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:30 am

18. Homosexuality
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:56 am

19. Homo milk
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby Serbia on Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:14 am

20. Homogenization.

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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:39 pm

21. The perfect placement of noses and ears for the wearing of spectacles. Obviously this is intelligent design.
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Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:40 pm

22. Homo erectus


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