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Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:20 pm**

I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:14 pm**

Germaine Greer reviewed the first Shrek movie on the BBC. She loved the female dragon hooking up with the donkey.

"We all know what the best thing is about donkeys"

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:27 pm**

ahh you see you have met the protector of our religion the great dragon!! take that budda

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:39 pm**

Did I just enter the Twilight Zone?

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:20 pm**

targetman377 wrote:I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!

DONKEY!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:50 am**

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:01 am**

notyou2 wrote:Did I just enter the Twilight Zone?

Not quite. You just entered, the Twilight Series.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:16 am**

this is no joke!!!

Come on guys!!!! this is serous!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:14 pm**

This is a very silly thread.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:14 pm**

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:37 pm**

pancakemix wrote:Shrek is love, Shrek is life

wait...... is your name sonny???

i have a co worker who says the same thing!!!

And shrek is the devil!!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:57 am**

targetman377 wrote:this is no joke!!!

Come on guys!!!! this is serous!!!

I don't want Eddie Murphy whispering in my ear all day.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:08 pm**

This religion has nothing on the official religion of the Longest Thread, Thread:

Subject: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:chewy had to resign form his religion in disgrace. Even though he was one of the best foreign policy makers of his time, if not the best. And no one will remember him as such.

Targetman, knowing little about His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, or his esteemed (gun)power, is forgiven.

For now.

**Munches on an unforgiven-banana**

--Andy

--Andy

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:22 pm**

targetman377 wrote:I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!

you've converted me

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:34 pm**

a good to see another Assinite Gilligan. Our plight of spreading the truth to the wold is a challenge we can conquer!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:00 pm**

Look! I found our cult robes!

Click image to enlarge.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:38 pm**

Thank you good sir!! i will pre order 7 billion!!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:44 pm**

targetman377 wrote:Thank you good sir!! i will pre order 7 billion!!!

Good thinking... everyone on the planet can have a spare.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:47 pm**

A hymn:

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:08 pm**

Symmetry wrote:A hymn:

A prayer:

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:14 pm**

Do this in remembrance of Donkey!

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:52 am**

Then I saw her face...now I'm a believer.

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:29 am**

DaGip wrote:
Symmetry wrote:A hymn:

A prayer:

Donkey is truth, Donkey is light praise be donkey!!! amen =D>

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:30 am**

jonesthecurl wrote:Then I saw her face...now I'm a believer.

Jonsey good to have you abroad

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:12 pm**

Jones is a broad?

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