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How many testicles do you have?

Postby betiko on Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:06 pm

OT needs to know!
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby betiko on Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:07 pm

2 is winning! Go bitesticlesssssss
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:52 pm

I presently possess two.

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby natty dread on Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:08 pm

All the testicles.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby DaGip on Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:11 pm

natty dread wrote:All the testicles.


I am impressed. =D>
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby / on Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:17 pm

It's okay Betiko, there's no need to hide it. We all know you've been skinny-dipping in La Seine.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:07 pm

I keep the testicles of my victims in a box.

So I have 7.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:23 am

Above mean average for a male, and that's mathematically a fact.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:27 am

Symmetry wrote:Above mean average for a male, and that's mathematically a fact.


If it isn't stated in the bible or an interpretation thereof, it isn't fact.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:30 am

notyou2 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Above mean average for a male, and that's mathematically a fact.


If it isn't stated in the bible or an interpretation thereof, it isn't fact.


I think I got a mention in the Book of Mormon, does that count?
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:31 am

NO!!
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:34 am

notyou2 wrote:NO!!


But it's like a tribute band for the Bible.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby DaGip on Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:31 am

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:39 am

Current vote for 2, 69%!

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:47 pm

A long time ago when I took anatomy, the prof said that "testicles" is the diminutive for testes. So, if you have testicles you have unusually small testes.

Therefore, eleven of you have some room to fill. Ha!

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby betiko on Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:53 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A long time ago when I took anatomy, the prof said that "testicles" is the diminutive for testes. So, if you have testicles you have unusually small testes.

Therefore, eleven of you have some room to fill. Ha!

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Are parties big particles?
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby DiM on Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:45 pm

over 9000

oh, and i keep them in jars.

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Gillipig on Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:16 am

One giant testicle with the volume of four. please don't say I'm not normal.
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby betiko on Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:24 pm

Gillipig wrote:One giant testicle with the volume of four. please don't say I'm not normal.


you black?

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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:10 pm

Do artificial balls count?
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Re: How many testicles do you have?

Postby Gillipig on Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:59 pm

betiko wrote:
Gillipig wrote:One giant testicle with the volume of four. please don't say I'm not normal.


you black?

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I think you misunderstand, I said the volume of four testicles, not four hundred. lol
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