Conquer Club

Why is this not a thing?

We have interpretative dance. We have tea bags. Why do we not have tea bags doing interpretative dance? Or why are we not dancing like interpretative tea bags?

Interpret those questions, my beautiful tea bags...

Can I have the drugs that Man is on..seems psychedelic

If it's daylight but you can't see anything?
You may be a tea bagger.

If a bull runs through a china shop as you're paying for a tea set, and you don't notice...
You might be a Tea Bagger!