Conquer Club

So, I was watching a USIP presentation called "The Legacy of President Hamid Karzai" (the Afghan). In the suggested videos section of YouTube popped up the usual suspects: some other USIP videos, some various Middle East videos, including some in Arabic and Urdu and then... the mother lode - Taylor Swift's RED - (FULL ALBUM).

Which got me to thinking we could have a Taylor Swift vs Afghan President comparo.

Similarity
Taylor Swift - American pop hero
Afghan President - American puppet hero

Difference
Afghan President: Hairy all over
Taylor Swift: Just some strategically placed tufts

Now you try!

Similarity
Taylor Swift - Makes grown men touch themselves
Afghan President - Makes grown men kill themselves

Difference
Afghan President: Smarter than a dromedary
Taylor Swift: Not smarter than a dromedary

Now you try![/quote]