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How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:05 am
by BoganGod
Seriously.

Dear active thinkers, dependant consumers, porn addicts and dog whistlers. I ask you how many more planes do the CIA need to bring down in mysterious circumstances to bring about their objective/objectives. What is the CIA's objective? Are they angling for a budget increase, and possibly the start of another cold war? Could they and their right wing fascist israeli allies be setting up Iran as a patsy ahead of another ill conceived expansionist regime change experiment? Maybe the CIA just hate the dutch for having the freedoms that americans used to have.

Please answer with a number, and then a guess at the reasoning of the shadowy american global destabilisation agency.


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Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:06 am
by BoganGod
3 more planes

I fear the CIA is trying to deflect attention away from some distinctly unsavoury deals with mexican drug lords and people smugglers.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:43 am
by BoganGod
9views, but no one game to risk a drone attack and post.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:30 am
by Army of GOD
the title is grammatically incorrect

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:14 am
by AndyDufresne
I stopped flying on planes in 1917. I have never trusted anything with a closed cockpit.


--Andy

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:51 am
by ChrisPond
3 sounds like a good guess.

I would say an increasing number of the US public is beginning to tire of the "war on terror". Time to strike some fear into them? Or they could just be doing it for giggles?

Good to see u here Bogan and pleased to see you are still sporting that sig. Hope business is good for you!

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:32 pm
by patches70
42. 42 is the answer to everything. You're welcome.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:38 pm
by oVo
You're wrong patches, the catch is 22.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:29 pm
by AndyDufresne
Who wants to buy my delicious egyptian cotton? I'll even cover it in chocolate for you.


--Andy

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:52 pm
by Timminz
How, indeed...

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:54 pm
by Serbia


Bollocks.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:05 pm
by betiko
I think 7. I think planes and sharks scare people; but snakes are actually scarier.


Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:53 pm
by notyou2
2 planes, a flying saucer and mana from heaven is my guess.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:18 pm
by DoomYoshi
How planes will it take?
Quickly.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:11 pm
by targetman377
Wait.... WTF.... what are you smoking can i have some?

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:07 am
by shickingbrits
I'm enjoying the self-contradictory reporting that is needed to cover the various crashes/missing planes. Apparently we have the recall of a goldfish hitting a bong while testifying before congress.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:08 am
by Dukasaur
How wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:40 am
by BoganGod
Thank you ear friends for noticing my grammatical atrocity in the title. Channelling the spirit and syntax of a drone target. Tempting fate(Flying American Terror Evil), and living on the edge.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:41 am
by Dukasaur
Do you think CIA missiles could shoot down the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:51 am
by AndyDufresne
I don't think so. I think the missiles would go through the loose spaghetti.


--Andy

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:55 pm
by notyou2
Dukasaur wrote:Do you think CIA missiles could shoot down the Flying Spaghetti Monster?


BLASPHEMIST!!!!!!!



Stone him!!!!!

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:09 am
by shickingbrits
The sidewinder was made for it.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:52 am
by BoganGod
shickingbrits wrote:The sidewinder was made for it.

The sidewinder sleeps tonight.......

Pastafarians rejoice, praise be penne, blessed farfalle, cous cous mercy on us all. Just think, if the drones were to attack the spaghetti monster, that would be a food fight. Something easier for the united states to win, than a fight with a concept like the current war on terror.

Can we get lawyers and politicians on the same plane? Please

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:40 pm
by oVo
Blow up your TV, these paranoid delusions will pass.

Re: How planes will it take?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:37 am
by BoganGod
I don't own a tv, as they are even more efficient at time theft than CC. Paranoid delusions?
USA "indulges" in long range murder using drones
Just one of the many facts that are being ignored.