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Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:00 pm
by BigBallinStalin
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1. Some religious people believe in transubstantion.
2. Eating the flesh and/or blood of another person is cannabilism.
3. Therefore, 'transubstanters' practice cannabilism.
Discuss.
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:08 pm
by Pirlo
you can add one more pic in which the religious bitch burning/ruining the work of the other dude!
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:12 pm
by Neoteny
If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:22 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
Reality is like... subjective, bro.
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:25 pm
by BigBallinStalin
If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:31 pm
by notyou2
BigBallinStalin wrote:If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?
Depends if there are condiments.
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:35 pm
by DaGip
BigBallinStalin wrote:Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
Reality is like... subjective, bro.
If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:44 pm
by tkr4lf
DaGip wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
Reality is like... subjective, bro.
If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?
I don't know, but that sounds sexy as fuckk!
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:15 am
by mrswdk
If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:13 am
by DaGip
mrswdk wrote:If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?
No, because Jesus wasn't real...unlike Zach Quinto, who is indeed very real.
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:41 am
by tzor
BigBallinStalin wrote:Discuss.
I rather not, thank you very much.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:03 pm
by notyou2
Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:09 pm
by BigBallinStalin
DaGip wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
Reality is like... subjective, bro.
If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?
Don't blame me for your own actions. You must own up to your sex-capades.
Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Posted:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:29 pm
by tzor
notyou2 wrote:Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?
Don't look at me. I prefer penguins.
