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Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:00 pm
by BigBallinStalin
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1. Some religious people believe in transubstantion.
2. Eating the flesh and/or blood of another person is cannabilism.
3. Therefore, 'transubstanters' practice cannabilism.

Discuss.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:08 pm
by Pirlo
you can add one more pic in which the religious bitch burning/ruining the work of the other dude!

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:12 pm
by Neoteny
If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:22 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:25 pm
by BigBallinStalin
If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:31 pm
by notyou2
BigBallinStalin wrote:If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?


Depends if there are condiments.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:35 pm
by DaGip
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:44 pm
by tkr4lf
DaGip wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?

I don't know, but that sounds sexy as fuckk!

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:15 am
by mrswdk
If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:13 am
by DaGip
mrswdk wrote:If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?
No, because Jesus wasn't real...unlike Zach Quinto, who is indeed very real.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:41 am
by tzor
BigBallinStalin wrote:Discuss.


I rather not, thank you very much. 8-)

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:03 pm
by notyou2
Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:09 pm
by BigBallinStalin
DaGip wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?


Don't blame me for your own actions. You must own up to your sex-capades.

Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:29 pm
by tzor
notyou2 wrote:Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?


Don't look at me. I prefer penguins. :twisted: