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The perfect muff

Postby mrswdk on Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:23 pm

Ideally, how much hair will you see when you tear off those panties?

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Re: The perfect muff

Postby codierose on Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:29 pm

Isn't Pubic Hair Bugs Bunny's cousin?
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby DaGip on Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:30 pm

Technically a "muff" is a furred hand warmer; thus, the female's unshaven vagina would be called a "muff" in resemblance. If you shave a "muff" it is no longer a "muff" but just becomes a shaved "pussy".

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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:40 am

can you send me a pic of your muff please?
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:58 pm

You talking to Gip or me?
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby degaston on Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:09 pm

Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby KoolBak on Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:13 pm

:lol: Thassa lotta taco!
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:15 pm

mrswdk wrote:You talking to Gip or me?


you obviously baby <3
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:You talking to Gip or me?


you obviously baby <3


Dawww >3<

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Re: The perfect muff

Postby degaston on Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:30 pm

KoolBak wrote::lol: Thassa lotta taco!

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♫ Take one down, pass it around...

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Re: The perfect muff

Postby nietzsche on Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:26 pm

degaston wrote:Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.


Is there a project tits?
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby tzor on Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:05 pm

Fascinating, I always thought the proper term was based off of two former US Presidents. :twisted:
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby degaston on Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:47 pm

nietzsche wrote:
degaston wrote:Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.


Is there a project tits?


Kind of (NSFW), but be warned - you may need some eye bleach.

Regarding project bush, I think it's kind of funny if you look at the whole thing, it looks like a bunch of girls with really chunky thighs.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:24 pm

Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:28 pm

In western Sydney. Riding pants/tracksuit bottoms/sweat pants, if they are really tight are called mumbler pants. Inferring that the sweaty pussy is that confined has to mumble "free me, free me, free me" You know pants are too tight if you can judge the hair down there whilst the pants are still on.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:56 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG


I've seen enough tits irl to know that these are nasty tits.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG


I've seen enough tits irl to know that these are nasty tits.


When your only point of reference for tits are those on the transvestites you date. Then off course you will be turned off by natural beauty. What gravity takes, experience compensates in muscle control.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:00 pm

'natural beauty' sounds like the sort of thing that guys who date ugly chicks say.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:08 pm

You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:41 pm

Ok there can fap, you've had your say. Move along.
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:48 pm

Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


Sorry, but I would rather not get hair in my mouth when I'm eating mrswdk out
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Re: The perfect muff

Postby mrswdk on Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


Sorry, but I would rather not get hair in my mouth when I'm eating mrswdk out


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Re: The perfect muff

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:32 am

Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


I expect you have a ZZ Top beard and beautiful flowing locks?

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Re: The perfect muff

Postby Serbia on Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:30 am

Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


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I personally trim/shave because it feels better, and I'm sure others agree. I'm not trying to be a porn star, and I don't care if hair were to become fashionable again, it's my preference.

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