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The perfect muff

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:23 pm
by mrswdk
Ideally, how much hair will you see when you tear off those panties?

One person, one vote. Democratically nominate your favorite in a universal election, just like the people of Hong Kong have been doing for years!

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:29 pm
by codierose
Isn't Pubic Hair Bugs Bunny's cousin?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:30 pm
by DaGip
Technically a "muff" is a furred hand warmer; thus, the female's unshaven vagina would be called a "muff" in resemblance. If you shave a "muff" it is no longer a "muff" but just becomes a shaved "pussy".

Image

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:40 am
by Army of GOD
can you send me a pic of your muff please?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:58 pm
by mrswdk
You talking to Gip or me?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:09 pm
by degaston
Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:13 pm
by KoolBak
:lol: Thassa lotta taco!

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:15 pm
by Army of GOD
mrswdk wrote:You talking to Gip or me?


you obviously baby <3

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:29 pm
by mrswdk
Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:You talking to Gip or me?


you obviously baby <3


Dawww >3<

Would you carry my handbag around for me so that I don't have to?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:30 pm
by degaston
KoolBak wrote::lol: Thassa lotta taco!

♫ 93 Tuna TacOs on the wall ♫
♫ 93 Tuna TacOs ♫
♫ Take one down, pass it around...

(That's a lot of sloppy seconds)

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:26 pm
by nietzsche
degaston wrote:Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.


Is there a project tits?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:05 pm
by tzor
Fascinating, I always thought the proper term was based off of two former US Presidents. :twisted:

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:47 pm
by degaston
nietzsche wrote:
degaston wrote:Take your pick: VNSFW!

I think my favorite is row 6, far right.


Is there a project tits?


Kind of (NSFW), but be warned - you may need some eye bleach.

Regarding project bush, I think it's kind of funny if you look at the whole thing, it looks like a bunch of girls with really chunky thighs.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:24 pm
by Army of GOD
Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:49 pm
by notyou2
Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:28 pm
by BoganGod
In western Sydney. Riding pants/tracksuit bottoms/sweat pants, if they are really tight are called mumbler pants. Inferring that the sweaty pussy is that confined has to mumble "free me, free me, free me" You know pants are too tight if you can judge the hair down there whilst the pants are still on.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:56 pm
by Army of GOD
notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG


I've seen enough tits irl to know that these are nasty tits.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:58 pm
by BoganGod
Army of GOD wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Did they intentionally take pictures terrible looking tits?


Most women aren't models for Playboy silly AoG


I've seen enough tits irl to know that these are nasty tits.


When your only point of reference for tits are those on the transvestites you date. Then off course you will be turned off by natural beauty. What gravity takes, experience compensates in muscle control.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:00 pm
by mrswdk
'natural beauty' sounds like the sort of thing that guys who date ugly chicks say.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:08 pm
by Dukasaur
You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:41 pm
by 2dimes
Ok there can fap, you've had your say. Move along.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:48 pm
by Army of GOD
Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


Sorry, but I would rather not get hair in my mouth when I'm eating mrswdk out

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:19 am
by mrswdk
Army of GOD wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


Sorry, but I would rather not get hair in my mouth when I'm eating mrswdk out


You can't always get what you want.

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:32 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


I expect you have a ZZ Top beard and beautiful flowing locks?

-TG

Re: The perfect muff

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:30 am
by Serbia
Dukasaur wrote:You people truly disgust me. Well, maybe not just you people, but all of society today.

The whole "shaved beaver" thing was a fad started by porn stars who wanted to satisfy the fantasies of pedophiles and pretend to be pre-pubescent. The normal pudenda of a healthy adult human has a good handful of fur.

Shaving the pudenda is a crime against nature, right up there with circumcision and tongue piercings and other abominations. The fact that this fad, started by the filthiest porn stars of the 80's gradually spread, first to less disgusting porn stars, and now to the population in general, is really, really sad.


Old guy alert!
I personally trim/shave because it feels better, and I'm sure others agree. I'm not trying to be a porn star, and I don't care if hair were to become fashionable again, it's my preference.

Bollocks.