Conquer Club

this seems like a good idea

OH JANICE

Oh Janice
How I miss thine labia
They were so fabia
The way they quivered and seeped
How my knees did go weak
Take me back, take me back, take me back

oh saxi
how i opine
you make me
feel like
targetman
the and

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to puke
When I think of you

Woah black midget
Amberlamps
Woah black midget
Amberlamps
Black midget had a child
Amberlamps
Where's my fucking child support
Amberlamps

Will there be judging and prizes?

Julie

Your breasts were like red little plums
I rubbed them with Noxema
My cock panted with semen
Then your mom walked into the room.

I visited you in the morning hours
We went down to your basement
I just stuck my dick in your ass
Then your mom walked into the room.

Your braces always got stuck on my foreskin
Then you had them removed
You gave the most amazing blow job
Then your mom walked into the room.

Becca

roses are red
violets are blue
your pussy stinks
like pepe le pew

Mary, Mary, hot and hairy
How do your juices flow?

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me


Bollocks.

Ah, Serb, it's to your former lover, not current. Neetch wrote to his imaginary lover. You both are ineligiblefor the prizes.

notyou2 wrote:Ah, Serb, it's to your former lover, not current. Neetch wrote to his imaginary lover. You both are ineligiblefor the prizes.

It IS my former. See?

Serbia wrote:I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me

I WAS living a lie. She still hates me though.

Bollocks.

alas you dark, dank, dreary bitch.

i'm now floating down the muddy ditch

crawfish and frogs are my company

we find refuge on a cypress knee

as the wind shifts and starts to howl

my friends depart and create a sense of urgency

it's not too soon, the time is now

you're gone i know, too far to see.

what's left of you is only a dream

Clapper

You never text anymore
Sometimes I am lonely at night
I look at those awesome boobs
Of pics sent through the ether.

I remember the pic I sent
Of my cock fully erect
You said it looked huge
but really...it's not that big.

Thanks for saying it looked huge
I now fully believe
I can perform brain surgery
Thanks for saying it looked huge.

You thought I was your knight in armour shining white
I thought that you were probably all right
Turned out to be a load of shite.

Able was I, I saw Ebola
So I left you
with the kids
but no passport

Whore.