Best off topic forum spammer in CC!

Don't you just love stupid forum threads?
Don't you just love gratuitous insertions of "tea party" into thread titles that have nothing to do with them?
Don't you just love people who create thread titles as ASCII ART.
Yes, I hate them too.
Aren't you glad I don't have a MOD HAMMER.
Aren't you glad you can't hear me sing "If I had a MOD HAMMER."
Hey wait a second, I think my singing is actually good.
I actually pay to have people listen to it.
OK, they pay too, everyone pays when I sing.
Don't you just love gratuitous insertions of "tea party" into thread titles that have nothing to do with them?
Don't you just love people who create thread titles as ASCII ART.
Yes, I hate them too.
Aren't you glad I don't have a MOD HAMMER.
Aren't you glad you can't hear me sing "If I had a MOD HAMMER."
Hey wait a second, I think my singing is actually good.
I actually pay to have people listen to it.
OK, they pay too, everyone pays when I sing.