Conquer Club

Hey everyone,

Long story short, I am leaving the site (facebook, the internet) to go live at a medical housing hospital. I've been having medical problems nearly the whole time I've been on this site (nearly 8 years). I am leaving so quickly, it's barely begun to sink in.

I want to especially thank everyone on TeamCC who have served me. Especially my chat, the chatters, you guys are amazing, NOT. Great group of people, I wish you all the best of luck, NOT.

Goodbye Conquer Club (my homepage for 2 years now) thanks for all the peanut butter and beeshit. This site is number one in my mind, NOT. I'll be wearing my conquer club shirts with pride, if you sent me some for free and only while washing the car.

-nietzsce (always doing it foggy style)

And to end my goodbye, since I will probably be dying soon, I have to ardently profess my undying love to my favorite person of all:

nagerous, I'll always be yours. I love you so much, I'll be thinking about you. Just remember, remember the 5th of November. Think of me. <3

Per PL bylaws, "don't ban me bro"...

Bollocks.

You know they'll probably make you bathe yourself at this medical institution, right?

Honey is bee vomit dummy.

Inomnietzscheia red

don't leave us again

How can we continue without you

We will always have malcolm in the middle

is there anything of value you can send me before you die?

I would post something nice but I fear this is the beginning of some very bad joke.....?

If true, I wish you the best my friend.....

Can I have your hacienda? Do any sisters come with it or maids?

Who gets your Saxi Mall store?

Sorry to hear about your ailments. I hope you get well soon!

I hope the medical facility isn't in Mexico, otherwise I think you might be fucked.



BTW, I already parodied this shit like forever ago. Way to try to be funny with shit that's already been done (and much better I might add)

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=151200&p=3303934#p3303934

demonfork wrote:Sorry to hear about your ailments. I hope you get well soon!

I hope the medical facility isn't in Mexico, otherwise I think you might be fucked.



BTW, I already parodied this shit like forever ago. Way to try to be funny with shit that's already been done (and much better I might add)

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=151200&p=3303934#p3303934

do you also have a katie please parody thread? exactly. I win.

demonfork wrote:Sorry to hear about your ailments. I hope you get well soon!

I hope the medical facility isn't in Mexico, otherwise I think you might be fucked.



BTW, I already parodied this shit like forever ago. Way to try to be funny with shit that's already been done (and much better I might add)

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=151200&p=3303934#p3303934

Oh, that was a classic!

KoolBak wrote:I would post something nice but I fear this is the beginning of some very bad joke.....?

If true, I wish you the best my friend.....

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See above.

I will miss you and your brutal honesty. Only truly understanding now at this final hour, the poigancy and truth in your selection of username. Terminal syphilis whilst not being a good way to die, is still a great disease. One can hope you had fun acquiring the STD. Whenever I see an over the top obvious joke on this site, I will pause and think about you, your diseased bits, and honeycombed brain mouldering in a mental hospital. Vale spirochete.




I freely admit that some of the above statement could be construed as bait for the grammar and spelling fascists on site.

mrswdk wrote:You know they'll probably make you bathe yourself at this medical institution, right?

stop spreading that rumour, I'm not a bum

betiko wrote:is there anything of value you can send me before you die?

A douche.

KoolBak wrote:I would post something nice but I fear this is the beginning of some very bad joke.....?

If true, I wish you the best my friend.....

You were around.. why don't you remember?

Whatever you respond I'll recommend you not to mention the drunk british. He was very clear he doesn't want to be associated with this, and threatened with suing. Apparently he wants to practice and he's taking any chance he has to wear a white weird wig.

notyou2 wrote:Can I have your hacienda? Do any sisters come with it or maids?

It's infested with chupacabras.

notyou2 wrote:Who gets your Saxi Mall store?

do I have one? That's probably where the losses are coming from in my statements.

BoganGod wrote:I will miss you and your brutal honesty. Only truly understanding now at this final hour, the poigancy and truth in your selection of username. Terminal syphilis whilst not being a good way to die, is still a great disease. One can hope you had fun acquiring the STD. Whenever I see an over the top obvious joke on this site, I will pause and think about you, your diseased bits, and honeycombed brain mouldering in a mental hospital. Vale spirochete.




I freely admit that some of the above statement could be construed as bait for the grammar and spelling fascists on site.

At least my posts don't come with "An Oxford Companion to BoganGod's Jokes"

why is this in Babble-On Five?! this deserves to be moved and stickied at the top of the GD!! if TeeGee has some balls left, he'll do it!!!-Jésus noir

Pretty messed up Neitz!

You shouldn't parody shit like this! NOT COOL!

I heard a good dick in the ass takes care of most terminal ailments. Have you tried this yet?

owenshooter wrote:why is this in Babble-On Five?! this deserves to be moved and stickied at the top of the GD!! if TeeGee has some balls left, he'll do it!!!-Jésus noir

You don't know how tempted i am to do it