Conquer Club

Yep. It's time again. I've been sitting at this forum for way to long. I have to take a dump!

I'm glad you ticked the box to allow users to change their vote in this poll. I'll check back in about 15 minutes!

I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

demonfork wrote:I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

Mine aren't. My dumps are totally unpredictable. Sometimes I just shit my bed or let it run down my leg at work.

DaGip wrote:

demonfork wrote:I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

Mine aren't. My dumps are totally unpredictable. Sometimes I just shit my bed or let it run down my leg at work.

Top-notch employee right there.

When are American companies going to take the right step by installing shit buckets in the seats? The increase in worker productivity would drive the economy from its odd slump immediately. And if you're worried about smell, then consider that numerous people from the richest European countries hardly ever bathe, and that doesn't affect their productivity.

'Tis the season.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DaGip wrote:

demonfork wrote:I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

Mine aren't. My dumps are totally unpredictable. Sometimes I just shit my bed or let it run down my leg at work.

Top-notch employee right there.

When are American companies going to take the right step by installing shit buckets in the seats? The increase in worker productivity would drive the economy from its odd slump immediately. And if you're worried about smell, then consider that numerous people from the richest European countries hardly ever bathe, and that doesn't affect their productivity.

That reminds me, oddly, of something i learned back in uni. We were doing industrial safety and there was this classic case of a sulphuric acid plant that made all the operators sit on stools with one leg. This is because they process was continuous, but required 24/7 monitoring to ensure it didnt explode. The one legged stools were to prevent people napping on the job. ONE LEGGED STOOLS WITH SHIT BUCKETS FOR ALL!

Lootifer wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DaGip wrote:

demonfork wrote:I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

Mine aren't. My dumps are totally unpredictable. Sometimes I just shit my bed or let it run down my leg at work.

Top-notch employee right there.

When are American companies going to take the right step by installing shit buckets in the seats? The increase in worker productivity would drive the economy from its odd slump immediately. And if you're worried about smell, then consider that numerous people from the richest European countries hardly ever bathe, and that doesn't affect their productivity.

That reminds me, oddly, of something i learned back in uni. We were doing industrial safety and there was this classic case of a sulphuric acid plant that made all the operators sit on stools with one leg. This is because they process was continuous, but required 24/7 monitoring to ensure it didnt explode. The one legged stools were to prevent people napping on the job. ONE LEGGED STOOLS WITH SHIT BUCKETS FOR ALL!

Consider the irony of making them sit on their STOOLS and giving them SHIT buckets.

Dukasaur wrote:

Lootifer wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

DaGip wrote:

demonfork wrote:I take a dump, like clockwork, first thing in the morning after I wake up.

Mine aren't. My dumps are totally unpredictable. Sometimes I just shit my bed or let it run down my leg at work.

Top-notch employee right there.

When are American companies going to take the right step by installing shit buckets in the seats? The increase in worker productivity would drive the economy from its odd slump immediately. And if you're worried about smell, then consider that numerous people from the richest European countries hardly ever bathe, and that doesn't affect their productivity.

That reminds me, oddly, of something i learned back in uni. We were doing industrial safety and there was this classic case of a sulphuric acid plant that made all the operators sit on stools with one leg. This is because they process was continuous, but required 24/7 monitoring to ensure it didnt explode. The one legged stools were to prevent people napping on the job. ONE LEGGED STOOLS WITH SHIT BUCKETS FOR ALL!

Consider the irony of making them sit on their STOOLS and giving them SHIT buckets.

This isn't literature theory. This is economics. GET SERIOUS!