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Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every place?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:24 pm
by nietzsche
Forget about fashion sense, it's not comfortable sometimes!

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:28 pm
by Serbia
It's always comfortable. Why wouldn't it be comfortable? As long as temps are around 40 and above, that's what I wear.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:30 pm
by nietzsche
Serbia wrote:It's always comfortable. Why wouldn't it be comfortable? As long as temps are around 40 and above, that's what I wear.

Bollocks.


Would you be comfortable wearing cargo shorts to a movie theather? Is it really comfortable when you're stuck sitting in a place with A/C?

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:33 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:It's always comfortable. Why wouldn't it be comfortable? As long as temps are around 40 and above, that's what I wear.

Bollocks.


Would you be comfortable wearing cargo shorts to a movie theather? Is it really comfortable when you're stuck sitting in a place with A/C?


Uh, yeah. I literally wear them everywhere except while I'm at work, or if I actually have to dress nicely for some reason, such as a funeral or wedding. Oh and I typically don't wear them at home; there I just go straight undies.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:34 pm
by nietzsche
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:It's always comfortable. Why wouldn't it be comfortable? As long as temps are around 40 and above, that's what I wear.

Bollocks.


Would you be comfortable wearing cargo shorts to a movie theather? Is it really comfortable when you're stuck sitting in a place with A/C?


Uh, yeah. I literally wear them everywhere except while I'm at work, or if I actually have to dress nicely for some reason, such as a funeral or wedding. Oh and I typically don't wear them at home; there I just go straight undies.

Bollocks.


That is not true. I've seen Americans wearing cargo pants at funerals and weddings.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:37 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:It's always comfortable. Why wouldn't it be comfortable? As long as temps are around 40 and above, that's what I wear.

Bollocks.


Would you be comfortable wearing cargo shorts to a movie theather? Is it really comfortable when you're stuck sitting in a place with A/C?


Uh, yeah. I literally wear them everywhere except while I'm at work, or if I actually have to dress nicely for some reason, such as a funeral or wedding. Oh and I typically don't wear them at home; there I just go straight undies.

Bollocks.


That is not true. I've seen Americans wearing cargo pants at funerals and weddings.


Yes, so I have. Not me though. Although in full disclosure, after attending my cousin's wedding on a real hot day, after we left the church, and I went home and changed out of my suit and into cargo shorts and a t-shirt. So... I guess I have been that guy.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:15 am
by betiko
This thread is winning the stereotypes clichés!!!

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:32 am
by macbone
Add flip-flops to that ensemble, and that's what I wear every weekend from March until November. =)

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:30 am
by Serbia
macbone wrote:Add flip-flops to that ensemble, and that's what I wear every weekend from March until November. =)


I personally hate flip flops, but I'll wear sandals.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:47 am
by notyou2
Serbia wrote:
macbone wrote:Add flip-flops to that ensemble, and that's what I wear every weekend from March until November. =)


I personally hate flip flops, but I'll wear sandals.

Bollocks.


That fuckin thing between the toes. HATE THAT!!!!

And the noise they make, fuckin girl shoes they are.

Sandals be the 23 skidoo.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:34 am
by AndyDufresne
I've never worn cargo shorts. I am unamerican. :(


--Andy

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:53 pm
by rishaed
Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:27 pm
by nietzsche
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:31 pm
by nietzsche
macbone wrote:Add flip-flops to that ensemble, and that's what I wear every weekend from March until November. =)



Well that's the right look for chillaxing.

But not for long, when tou have to walk more or have to do something flip flops are a problem, not to mention that you can scratch your legs.

Wearing cargo shorts with sneakers is just weird, 0 fashion sense.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:32 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


I NEVER carry change. Hate having coins on me. I need a pocket for wallet, keys, and phone. I love the cargo pockets because I carry a fat wallet that I hate having on my ass.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:09 pm
by nietzsche
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


I NEVER carry change. Hate having coins on me. I need a pocket for wallet, keys, and phone. I love the cargo pockets because I carry a fat wallet that I hate having on my ass.

Bollocks.

I carry the keys and change in the same pocket.

I go out without change but eventually you get change back.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:23 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


I NEVER carry change. Hate having coins on me. I need a pocket for wallet, keys, and phone. I love the cargo pockets because I carry a fat wallet that I hate having on my ass.

Bollocks.

I carry the keys and change in the same pocket.

I go out without change but eventually you get change back.


I use plastic.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:26 pm
by nietzsche
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


I NEVER carry change. Hate having coins on me. I need a pocket for wallet, keys, and phone. I love the cargo pockets because I carry a fat wallet that I hate having on my ass.

Bollocks.

I carry the keys and change in the same pocket.

I go out without change but eventually you get change back.


I use plastic.

Bollocks.


That doesnt work for me because of tax evasion considerations.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:43 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


I NEVER carry change. Hate having coins on me. I need a pocket for wallet, keys, and phone. I love the cargo pockets because I carry a fat wallet that I hate having on my ass.

Bollocks.

I carry the keys and change in the same pocket.

I go out without change but eventually you get change back.


I use plastic.

Bollocks.


That doesnt work for me because of tax evasion considerations.


Fascist.

Bollocks.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:10 pm
by rishaed
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.

No no no... You apparently know nothing about the wonder of pockets. Places to put everything in... Deep as the sea, and easy to walk with. Pockets are essential. Put pocket knives, and consoles, and phones, and wallets, and keys, and snacks, and whatever else you want in em. Do not underestimate teh pockets.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:14 pm
by nietzsche
rishaed wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.

No no no... You apparently know nothing about the wonder of pockets. Places to put everything in... Deep as the sea, and easy to walk with. Pockets are essential. Put pocket knives, and consoles, and phones, and wallets, and keys, and snacks, and whatever else you want in em. Do not underestimate teh pockets.


and makeup and lipstick and tampax.. yeah, i get it

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:33 pm
by rishaed
Naw... women use purses. Men use pockets.... and look better b/c of it.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:51 pm
by betiko
nietzsche wrote:
rishaed wrote:Pockets for the win!
Srsly... Cargo pockets are amazing.... Cargo pants/shorts all the way mate.


Men only need 3 pockets: wallet, change and cellphone.


That s cause you re no real man and you carry no keys nor smoke fags.

Re: Why Americans wear cargo shorts and tshirt to every plac

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:29 pm
by notyou2
I got drugs in my pockets.