Conquer Club

In Vladivostock at Ivan's Bar & Deep Fryer they make a burrito with Donkey and Grizzly meat. To die for.

I went to Bapa Burrito's today. I had the Tequila Burrito with extra jalapenos and with habanero sauce. Oh my fucking god! It was like somebody kicked me in the face, knocked my teeth out, poured butane in the wounds and lit them on fire.

I really think I should have had the jalapenos or the habanero sauce, but not both.

What's worse, I hadn't bought a beverage because the food is cheap but the drinks are expensive. So I was running around holding my ears and panting like a dog, and in that state I ran across the street to Mr.s Sub and bought a V-8. Thank god there was nobody in line at Mr. Sub. I think I would have had to kill them.