Conquer Club

Let's try this.



Rules:
1.Nothing too mean or we get closed.
2.Try to be funny, if you can't, try the Suggestions Forum.
3. If FunkyTerrance or pimpdave post here, we are to apply them the silent treatment.

Let's get started with:


betiko

[background: loud clapping as nietzsche J. Franco walks into the stage]

Wel--co---

[more clapping, loud clapping, everybody standing up clapping]

nJF: Welcome.. welcome everyone. First of all, let me make this clear, those pictures were photoshopped!! that is not me!!.

[stage big ass screen shows nietzsche J. Franco's selfies in front of the bathroom mirror]

nJF: Whatever.. Welcome to the first ConquerClub roast.. I hope you like it.

nJF: And for our first roast we are glad to present betiko

[background: loud boo's]

nJF: Wait.. wait, he'll get what he deserves people.. no need to be rude.

[betiko walks into the center of the stage, sits down with a nervous smile]

nJF: betiko.. betiko betiko.. arrogant bastard. We all picture you behind the monitor drinking wine, snacking with cheese and giving big bites to the baguette. That baguette you just went out to buy in your bicycle... wait, betiko! don't check your body temperature now!!!!!!!!!!!

nJF: Well.. ok, I'm done here.. I pass the mic to you guys. Enjoy!

Nietzsche's so gay he takes selfies in front of mirrors while fondling himself.

Nietzsche's momma' so ugly his dad takes her to work every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

-TG

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BGtheBrain wrote:

And betiko is in that non-existing green area

Come on, don't roast Betiko. He's so dumb that he busted himself for cheating, so vain that he spends time in C&A, so boring that he made it to general, so short that he looks up to Napolean and so ignorant that he's proud to be French. Such people need help, not roasting.

You want to know how he got his name?

He was texting his buddy about his plans for the evening and his desire to get a big tit ho. Well spell check changed it to betiko and his friends have called him "le loser" ever since. He didn't want to name himself "le loser" on this site, and being pretty dumb, he could only think about that spell check episode.

I propose a truce with everyone but betiko.

I propose you shut up

betiko has a small penis

Did you know Betiko is retired French Army? I found his army rifle for sale at this gun store....great price....the tag read "Never fired! Only dropped once!!"

Sweet!

i will let the video do all the talking for me

They should just shoot those soccer players like they do with horses.

[background: loud clapping as nietzsche J. Franco walks into the stage]

nJF: Alright..

[more clapping, loud clapping, everybody standing up clapping]

nJF: Shut up all of you.

nJF: Now let's welcome BigBallinStalin.. quick quick..

[nJF pushes betiko off the stage and then hurries BBS to his seat]

nJF: Ok, go

[nJF hurries out of stage, a brown spot can be seen on his pants as he walks away]

Nietzsche's upset because his little sax-dominion subforum is failing to satisfy the shortcomings of his life: small penis, no woman, mental issues, and a Mexican Inferiority Complex.

I'd like to encourage the community to turn this thread into a positive arena for us to praise nietzsche for his great contributions to humanity.

Did the roast get a double reverse with a twist?

Bollocks.