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Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:34 am
by demonfork
If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:40 am
by BigBallinStalin
I'm sorry to hear you got dumped, Gary.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:44 am
by Metsfanmax
Who's Adele?

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:04 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
BigBallinStalin wrote:I'm sorry to hear you got dumped, Gary.



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Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:49 am
by riskllama
why dontcha just pawn one o' them fancy watches of yours and whisk her off to cabo for a week?

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:57 am
by 2dimes
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
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What Rowan Atkinson production is that from?

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:24 pm
by demonfork

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:17 pm
by betiko
i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:30 pm
by demonfork
betiko wrote:i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3


I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:41 pm
by betiko
demonfork wrote:
betiko wrote:i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3


I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?


cause actually she will never find someone like him as there is no such thing. So she won t have the chance to learn from her mistakes.
She probably should just eat haagen daz and watch "sex and the city" on her couch.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:18 pm
by notyou2
demonfork wrote:If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.


You been duped Gary. It was herpes that he gave her, and he's the king of it.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:45 pm
by Lootifer
demonfork wrote:If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.

Gillipig?

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:28 pm
by Endgame422
Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:15 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Endgame422 wrote:Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)


Bro, that's not at all helping Gary's self-esteem.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:12 pm
by notyou2
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Endgame422 wrote:Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)


Bro, that's not at all helping Gary's self-esteem.



Gary's not a nice guy. He calls Adele "Big fat Adele". He is a bitter bully with small dick syndrome.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:44 pm
by mrswdk
Maybe if he hadn't tried to rape her then she wouldn't have left him.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:47 pm
by nietzsche
demonfork wrote:
betiko wrote:i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3


I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?


I'm with Gary in this.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:20 pm
by degaston
Turns out the guy she broke up with can write songs, too.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:35 pm
by Serbia
Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:47 pm
by demonfork
Serbia wrote:Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.


I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:58 pm
by nietzsche
demonfork wrote:
Serbia wrote:Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.


I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!


I'm with Gary in this.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:22 pm
by Serbia
demonfork wrote:
Serbia wrote:Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.


I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!


You're in northern California, so I randomly picked Redding. Drive your fat douchey ass to Walmart, and get some fucking White Castles. Didn't realize I'd have to do all your thinking for you too, fuckhead. And look, they're even in stock!

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Bollocks.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:30 pm
by mrswdk
6 hamburgers for $3? Those must be absolutely heinous.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:36 pm
by Serbia
mrswdk wrote:6 hamburgers for $3? Those must be absolutely heinous.

They are.

Bollocks.

Re: Big fat Adele

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:18 pm
by demonfork
Serbia wrote:
demonfork wrote:
Serbia wrote:Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.


I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!


You're in northern California, so I randomly picked Redding. Drive your fat douchey ass to Walmart, and get some fucking White Castles. Didn't realize I'd have to do all your thinking for you too, fuckhead. And look, they're even in stock!

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Bollocks.


I'm several hours from Redding and I don't shop at Walmart.

I would also never buy frozen microwavable food.

When I said that there are no White Castles on the west coast, I meant the actual fucking restaurant, not some bullshit in the frozen food section of fucking Walmart.