Do you ever fart...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:37 pm...to soothe your itchy anal tissue?
No. I just scratch it.
Bollocks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:37 pmRe: Do you ever fart...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:38 pmRe: Do you ever fart...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:58 pmSerbia wrote:No. I just scratch it.
Bollocks.
Even in public and/or at work?
Re: Do you ever fart...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:37 pmI typically work on a construction site, so hell ya. I'm kind of disgusting, and don't really care. Also, I'm damn sexy. Just don't smell my finger.
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
Re: Do you ever fart...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:06 pmI don't fart I poot.
Re: Do you ever fart...
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 5:41 amEvery one should in-brace there Farts, i Know i Do.
the best one's i like are the silent, real smelly one's that creep up on people...... just as you get a whiff you ask the person next to you ...... "can you smell that?" and wait for them to take a good sniff.
if you ever are going to let out a loud one when young kids are around, you always ask them to "pull the finger"
The only place i try not Fart is in the Shower...... i don't know why but the smell seems to linger in the shower
Oh and don't forget to tell people "if you can smell it, you are tasting it, if you are tasting it, you are eating it
the best one's i like are the silent, real smelly one's that creep up on people...... just as you get a whiff you ask the person next to you ...... "can you smell that?" and wait for them to take a good sniff.
if you ever are going to let out a loud one when young kids are around, you always ask them to "pull the finger"
The only place i try not Fart is in the Shower...... i don't know why but the smell seems to linger in the shower
Oh and don't forget to tell people "if you can smell it, you are tasting it, if you are tasting it, you are eating it