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Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:56 pm
by DoomYoshi
US Marine murdered while vacationing in Aleppo; Obama mobilizes troops.

China liberates Thailand

Ukraine: Unified at Last!

Saudi Arabia invades Yemen

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:35 am
by Army of GOD
DoomYoshi killed by McDonald's employee

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:47 pm
by Dukasaur
Sabotage announces that eating hempcrete cures cancer; Penn and Teller call bullshit!

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:49 am
by _sabotage_
http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2 ... s-cancer/1

Hemp oil, not hempcrete. Hempcrete is a masonry product.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:09 am
by nietzsche
Saxi catches Esmeralda cheating with Serbia; forgives her because she was wearing a strap on.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:46 am
by notyou2
Neetch's new running shoes disntegrate. He swims to the US again to get another pair but he is eaten by the crocs the US Border Services placed there.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:22 pm
by betiko
Phattscotty opens a legal online store of cuban cigars and complains about taxes!

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:01 pm
by nietzsche
betiko announces his great great grandfather invented the bidet.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:19 pm
by betiko
nietzsche fulfills his dream, drop his job and becomes a bum that doesn't take showers anymore. He has in his left pocket a cyanure pill just in case and is dressed in full neon closes. After a year living in the street, the outfit ins't neon anymore.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:47 pm
by DoomYoshi
that's a pretty long headline...

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:14 pm
by BoganGod
C&A Melt Down!!!!!
Betiko accuses entire fora community of flaming for mentioning he is a cheat, again. C&A mods retire. Don't mention the war. Don't mention the war.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:15 pm
by AndyDufresne
We all wake up and realize CC has been a dream in the mind of a canadian turtle.


--Andy

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:20 pm
by BoganGod
Israeli Police getting to the bottom of pork rump scandal.
Black police officer kills white man, mullets riot and burn walmart.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:22 pm
by DoomYoshi
BoganGod wrote:
Black police officer kills white man, mullets riot and burn walmart.


I would grow a mullet just to go to that protest.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:05 pm
by JBlombier
The (almost) 7 billion people of the world sure hope something fun and good is going to happen in 2015.
They realize they've been born 100 years late.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 6:21 am
by _sabotage_
Hoverboarder gets wet.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:43 am
by mrswdk
Japan admits historical war crimes, displays humility

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
mrswdk wrote:Japan admits historical war crimes, displays humility


hilarous

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:14 pm
by nietzsche
Mrs. WDK gets boobs implants.

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:37 pm
by notyou2
Schools Introduce Gender Identity Cookies

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:49 pm
by betiko
Uncle bogan finally makes it to the mental institution and gives cc a break!

Re: Headlines of 2015

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:46 pm
by Endgame422
Obama, Putin, Merkel sex tape surfaces.