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Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:49 am

121 years old today.

May your memory live for 10,000 years \(^0^)/
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby DaGip on Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:50 am

mrswdk wrote:121 years old today.

May your memory live for 10,000 years \(^0^)/


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. Zedong!
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:46 am

lol, wtf.

Zedong is his personal name btw ;)
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby DaGip on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:16 am

mrswdk wrote:lol, wtf.

Zedong is his personal name btw ;)


So, I can't call him Mr. Zedong?
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:01 am

It would be Mr Mao, except of course he is not 'Mr', he is the honorific 'Chairman' \(^0^)/
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby tzor on Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:06 pm

mrswdk wrote:It would be Mr Mao, except of course he is not 'Mr', he is the honorific 'Chairman' \(^0^)/


Are you sure you didn't make a typo? I thought he was the "Horrific Chairman." :twisted:

"But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow."
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby patches70 on Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:51 pm

mrswdk wrote:121 38 years old dead today.

May your memory live for 10,000 years \(^0^)/


Fixed that for you.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:24 pm

The phenomenon of the Chairman lives on to this day.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:28 pm

mrswdk wrote:121 years old today.

May your memory live for 10,000 years \(^0^)/


This seemed ripe for "Mao your memory live for 10,000 years".


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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby betiko on Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:27 pm

Moshi moshi konishiwa arigato guzaimas!
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:33 pm

This thread is now about Japan:


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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby DaGip on Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:21 pm

日本帝国主义的吸血鬼会吃自己的肉。人民万岁革命!祝你生日快乐,毛泽东!

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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:14 pm

petticoat, BBS and DaGip are quite right - one of Grandpa Mao's greatest achievements was protecting the Chinese people from Japanese invaders.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:20 pm

mrswdk wrote:petticoat, BBS and DaGip are quite right - one of Grandpa Mao's greatest achievements was protecting the Chinese people from Japanese invaders.

Lol, you mean walk in like a scavenger stealing a carcass after Chiang Kai-Shek and the American taxpayer had rescued the Chinese people from the Japanese invaders.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:25 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
mrswdk wrote:petticoat, BBS and DaGip are quite right - one of Grandpa Mao's greatest achievements was protecting the Chinese people from Japanese invaders.

Lol, you mean walk in like a scavenger stealing a carcass after Chiang Kai-Shek and the American taxpayer had rescued the Chinese people from the Japanese invaders.


You need to stop using muy thai guy's posts as your main point of reference for information about China.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:54 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
mrswdk wrote:petticoat, BBS and DaGip are quite right - one of Grandpa Mao's greatest achievements was protecting the Chinese people from Japanese invaders.

Lol, you mean walk in like a scavenger stealing a carcass after Chiang Kai-Shek and the American taxpayer had rescued the Chinese people from the Japanese invaders.


You need to stop using muy thai guy's posts as your main point of reference for information about China.
I normally don't go for the "taxpayer" angle though. My way is more blunt and to the point. In this case, I just ignore dictators' birthdays who are responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of people, as it is my belief the world would most likely have been better without them.

In other words, this:
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mrswdk wrote:121 38 years old dead today. May the memory of your brutality live for 10,000 years \(^0^)/
Fixed that for you.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:37 am

See what I mean, Duk? Stay away from this fool's Kool Aid.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:12 am

mrswdk wrote:See what I mean, Duk? Stay away from this fool's Kool Aid.

And I only posted because you so endearingly brought me up in this thread.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:56 am

Indeed, and I guess I should say thank you for so obligingly dropping by to prove my point.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby dario2099 on Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:39 am

The Guardian wrote:1 MAO ZEDONG
China (1949-76) Regime Communist Victims 60 million
China’s so-called ‘Great Helmsman’ was in fact the greatest mass murderer in history. Most of his victims were his fellow Chinese, murdered as ‘landlords’ after the communist takeover, starved in his misnamed ‘Great Leap Forward’ of 1958-61, or killed and tortured in labour camps in the Cultural Revolution of the Sixties. Mao’s rule, with its economic mismanagement and continual political upheavals, also spelled poverty for most of China’s untold millions. The country embraced capitalism long after his deatth.


Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-2091670/Hitler-Stalin-The-murderous-regimes-world.html
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby betiko on Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:28 am

Japanese women have bigger breasts than chinese women. Mao knew allabout it.

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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby nietzsche on Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:40 am

el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:22 am

mrswdk wrote:See what I mean, Duk? Stay away from this fool's Kool Aid.

I don't need anyone to tell me that Mao is the greatest mass murderer of all time, who significantly exceeded Hitler's and Stalin's death tolls, and enslaved half a billion people.
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:25 am

Do you consider the people who died during the Great Leap Forward to have been 'murdered by Mao'?
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Re: Happy birthday Grandpa Mao

Postby mrswdk on Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:30 am

nietzsche wrote:http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285


Looks more like an obesity map (which would naturally correlate with breast size, but not in any desirable way).
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