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Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:40 pm
by DoomYoshi
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Re: Now Accepting Subscriptions

Posted:
Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:23 pm
by AndyDufresne
I subscribed to this topic.
--Andy
Re: Now Accepting Subscriptions

Posted:
Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:56 am
by DoomYoshi
My neigh-bors are horses, named Ronald and Beatrix Patit. They have a pet dog named Clivesdale. I went over for tea, and stuffed myself on cucumber sandwiches. Then the marmalade on toast came out.