Conquer Club

If we were going to choose a president of the world, but the president had to be a member of one of these species, which would you choose? No "depends on who is most qualified" cop-out bullshit. Take a fucking stand for something for once in your life. Or don't. Like I really care. You know, on second thought, just forget it.

Mushrooms.

Definitely a horse. I m a mamal. f*ck reptiles. Oh and mister coral, you re not even a living being. You re made of thousands of polypes. Like i wouldn t vote for an ant colony. If we are democratic that would be unfair. Could the citizens of new york present themselves to become president as a single candidate? This is against my moral principles.

Definitely velociraptor, not only is he at the top of the food chain, but the internet meme-community has long since established the velociraptor's wisdom.

Not a horse. They get enough tail.

Not a velociraptor. They're even more predacious than the politicians we have now.

Coatimundi would be the logical answer, but for lack of options we'll have to take coral.

Dukasaur wrote:Not a horse. They get enough tail.

Not a velociraptor. They're even more predacious than the politicians we have now.

Coatimundi would be the logical answer, but for lack of options we'll have to take coral.

Frankly im offended by this mudslinging against velociraptor.
More predacious than human politicians?
Another typical cheap shot from the "coral" camp.

Raptor/Rex 2015!

betiko wrote:Definitely a horse. I m a mamal. f*ck reptiles

That is exactly how 19th century slave traders thought about black people.

mrswdk wrote:

betiko wrote:Definitely a horse. I m a mamal. f*ck reptiles

That is exactly how 19th century slave traders thought about black people.

I m all about horses and slaves, you know that

David Icke for president.

I voted coral because then at least something would get done about climate change.

Metsfanmax wrote:I voted coral because then at least something would get done about climate change.

You realize coral has an IQ of less than 1?

Also, you haven't accounted for what would happen if the world parliament was an algae bloom. Moron.

saxitoxin wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I voted coral because then at least something would get done about climate change.

You realize coral has an IQ of less than 1?

Climate change is a direct bodily assault on the President. The Secret Service will step in.

Also, you haven't accounted for what would happen if the world parliament was an algae bloom. Moron.

Algae is more reasonable than Republicans.

Raptors are a-holes. You even just walk by them in the break room and they attack you.

Horses are real slackers. They may look like they are doing their work, standing at their stations/desks, but they're just sleeping there.

Coral may look decent, but they have anemones that give you a nasty sting if you get too close. Only clowns seem to able to get on their goodside.

Me? I nominate the yappy little dog down the street. It's not afraid to tell you it's honest opnions, and it is especially not afraid of things that are bigger than it.

Raptors would probably have the balls necessary to stare down Putin.

Metsfanmax wrote:Raptors would probably have the balls necessary to stare down Putin.

Except they are easily distracted (dinosaurs do have incredibly small brains), and Putin would only have to toss a couple of Russian civilians at them to sate the Raptors (and claim that the West kidnapped them and are prying information from them). Yappy dogs though, they'll give him an earful and not backdown, even if Putin tries to bribe them with treats.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yappy dogs though, they'll give him an earful and not backdown, even if Putin tries to bribe them with treats.

not quite

saxitoxin wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yappy dogs though, they'll give him an earful and not backdown, even if Putin tries to bribe them with treats.

not quite

Hey you found goran zs wallpaper photo!

Endgame422 wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yappy dogs though, they'll give him an earful and not backdown, even if Putin tries to bribe them with treats.

not quite

Hey you found goran zs wallpaper photo!

Is he pressing the dog's dick with his thumb? Planning to use it as a water cannon, or what?

Felis catus, obviously. They already rule our lives -- the internet is evidence of this.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:Felis catus, obviously. They already rule our lives -- the internet is evidence of this.


--Andy

Cats are nothing but pompous nobility. Their ancient régime won't last.

Horses were the backbone of our society so I would choose the horse. If, as James Cameron predicted, the world ends due to technological strife, the horse will be out best ally in fighting back.