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Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:54 pm**

How important would sex be to you?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:22 pm**

I would suck my own dick.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:31 pm**

vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:38 pm**

riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

Bill Clinton...vampire?

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:16 am**

riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

It depends who's telling the story. In some mythologies, vampires have a lot of sex.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:21 am**

DaGip would be a Twilight vampire who sparkles and has a thing for a 17 year old girl who has no personality other than being moody.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:45 am**

muy_thaiguy would be

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:37 pm**

I wouldn't be a vampire! Geez. I would be this guy.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:55 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:DaGip would be a Twilight vampire who sparkles and has a thing for a 17 year old girl who has no personality other than being moody.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:26 pm**

I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:35 pm**

mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.

Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:37 pm**

DaGip wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.

Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

Right. And boneless vampires would have all that extra blod but wouldn't be able to get an erection. That would be even sadder.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:48 pm**

mandalorian2298 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:I hope that vampires can have sex. Given how many mortals want to bone a (or be boned by) vampire it would be very sad if vampires existed in a limbo of bonelesness.

I like to think that they can.

Probably why they need to drink blood so as they can get a proper erection.

Right. And boneless vampires would have all that extra blod but wouldn't be able to get an erection. That would be even sadder.

I am quite certain than when a vampire begins to feed they begin to develop a boner. At least the gay vampires do.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:34 pm**

They store the extra blood in the penis.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:01 pm**

The world is a vampire
Sent to drain me
To say nothing of my employers

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:18 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
riskllama wrote:vampires can't have sex, no.? if that were the case,i believe i would miss it...

It depends who's telling the story. In some mythologies, vampires have a lot of sex.

Agreed, from all the myth I've read makes it the center most important part of being a vampire.

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