Young Words: The Evidence

In an effort to undermine the Bible, so called “Linguists” claim they know all about the origins of languages. They have the gall to suggest that over time, languages “evolve” from each other. Here for example, they claim to have traced how modern western languages branched off from other older languages.
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In reality, as seen in the historical telling of the Tower of Babel, everyone in the entire world lived in the exact same place, speaking exactly one language, getting along perfectly. Then God came down, presumably because he didn't like a tower so close to where ever he put Heaven at the time, and knocked it over. Then, to make extra sure everyone didn't get along and work together, he made everyone instantly speak different languages and sent them all around the world at once.
Here is an authentic Babylonian brick.

Does that brick make any sense? Of course not! You know why? God.
Please provide more evidence that languages were all instantly created at the same time by God.
Feel free to debate.
http://i57.tinypic.com/2w57fon.jpg
In reality, as seen in the historical telling of the Tower of Babel, everyone in the entire world lived in the exact same place, speaking exactly one language, getting along perfectly. Then God came down, presumably because he didn't like a tower so close to where ever he put Heaven at the time, and knocked it over. Then, to make extra sure everyone didn't get along and work together, he made everyone instantly speak different languages and sent them all around the world at once.
Here is an authentic Babylonian brick.

Does that brick make any sense? Of course not! You know why? God.
Please provide more evidence that languages were all instantly created at the same time by God.
Feel free to debate.