apparently the guys normal bowel movement time is between 5 to 6:30 AM. If he's out for a morning jog and has to crap, what does a guy want him to do? Cut him some slack, well ya?
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:05 pm
by KoolBak
"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....
in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:01 pm
by DaGip
KoolBak wrote:"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....
in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....
The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:50 pm
by notyou2
DaGip wrote:
KoolBak wrote:"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....
in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....
The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.
Obviously a reference to the Illinois Enema Bandit.
If Frank were still living he would write a song about this guy too.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:21 pm
by macbone
I love the expression on this guy's face.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:37 am
by khazalid
DaGip wrote:
KoolBak wrote:"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....
in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....
The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.
owenshooter?
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:26 am
by 2dimes
khazalid wrote: owenshooter?
Maybe it's his cousin, kevinshitter.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:58 am
by mrswdk
There was someone doing something like this in Australia a couple of years ago. Just going around shitting on people's doorsteps and stuff. Once they finally caught him they discovered that he was the town's local tycoon.
The moral of the story: Commonwealth countries are weird.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:41 am
by 2dimes
Which commonwealth country is Akron in?
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:05 am
by macbone
When I was in college, a buddy had the goal of taking a crap on the campus of every school in our conference.
I'm fairly sure he didn't mean outside, but you never know.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:15 am
by 2dimes
macbone wrote:When I was in college, a buddy had the goal of taking a crap on the campus of every school in our conference.
I'm fairly sure he didn't mean outside, but you never know.
How did he do? You really should have kept score. It is typically nice to use the facilities of a fine old institution.
One of my favorites was the temple entrance building at temple square salt lake city. The Latter Day Saints keep a mighty fine restroom in my opinion. I suppose if you are an outdoorsy bowel clearing type, the landscaping is pretty up there too.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:18 am
by Dukasaur
Who wants me to tell one of my great anecdotes? Five "ayes' will get it.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:50 am
by mrswdk
2dimes wrote:Which commonwealth country is Akron in?
Oh, I assumed that because notyou2 posted it it was a Canada story.
Then all these ex-Brits are weird.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:52 am
by mrswdk
Dukasaur wrote:Who wants me to tell one of my great anecdotes? Five "ayes' will get it.
Given that all your anecdotes seem to be about crazy sex experiences, and this thread is about poo, I'm apprehensive about what you might be about to share.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:23 pm
by 2dimes
mrswdk wrote:
2dimes wrote:Which commonwealth country is Akron in?
Oh, I assumed that because notyou2 posted it it was a Canada story.
Then all these ex-Brits are weird.
I have been through engerland a couple of times. It's an interesting bunch.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:49 pm
by notyou2
Fuckin' Akron colonial peasants.....
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:53 am
by Serbia
My next job assignment was going to be either in Akron, OH or Holland, MI. For many reasons, I prefer Holland. I just got confirmation that another co-worker will be going to Akron, so I shall be sharing this story with him. It really makes me happier than it should. He's already not happy about drawing Ohio, and this story will be sure to make him even angrier. Should be a fun conversation!
Bollocks.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:33 pm
by 2dimes
Tell him to wax his car before he goes.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:40 pm
by betiko
i confirm, this is victorsullivan
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:58 pm
by /
Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:58 am
by jonesthecurl
/ wrote:Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.
well, no. everything that was trapped in that guy's body is now on someone's car.
Re: Akron Mystery Crapper
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:57 pm
by betiko
jonesthecurl wrote:
/ wrote:Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.
well, no. everything that was trapped in that guy's body is now on someone's car.
I think victorsullivan who bragged about comming from ohio had a taste for pigeons. technically they might be pigeon craps.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:04 am