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SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:58 pm

This Sunday, the enormous USS Theodore Roosevelt will be making her way to the Solent.

The 100,000-tonne aircraft carrier will be docking off Gosport for five days, meaning almost 5,000 US sailors will be able to enjoy the delights of Portsmouth.

http://onthewight.com/2015/03/21/100000 ... he-solent/
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:37 am

I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:20 am

nagerous is on the loose?
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:22 am

2dimes wrote:I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.


Challenge accepted!

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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:41 am

Symmetry wrote:
2dimes wrote:I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.


Challenge accepted!

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It's like that thing where straight guys don't know which men are handsome, except you're a gay dude who doesn't know which women are hot.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:50 am

Symmetry wrote:
2dimes wrote:I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.


Challenge accepted!

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For part two of this challenge, supply their addresses and phone numbers.
mrswdk wrote:It's like that thing where straight guys don't know which men are handsome, except you're a gay dude who doesn't know which women are hot.

Ah, five out of seven are pretty hot, and the other two are not horrid, so I'd say he came pretty damn close to the mark.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby riskllama on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:58 am

so, i'm being trolled by a homosexual? great...
it's happening again!!!
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:21 am

riskllama wrote:so, i'm being trolled by a homosexual? great...
it's happening again!!!


riskllama wrote:no. didn't i tell you to go f*ck yourself last night?


riskllama wrote:also, someone is telling everyone you suck cock for wooden pesos. care to comment?


You think I'm a troll?

For anyone interested here's riskllamas posting history:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/search.php?author_id=663995&sr=posts

It reads like a go to guide on how to be an incompetent troll.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:17 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
2dimes wrote:I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.


Challenge accepted!

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For part two of this challenge, supply their addresses and phone numbers.
mrswdk wrote:It's like that thing where straight guys don't know which men are handsome, except you're a gay dude who doesn't know which women are hot.

Ah, five out of seven are pretty hot, and the other two are not horrid, so I'd say he came pretty damn close to the mark.


Ah, "not horrid", you and mrswdk must get all the girls. Which of them do you find less than wank-worthy?
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby riskllama on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:20 pm

laughable. that shit is pure forum gold, mate.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:27 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
2dimes wrote:I defy anyone to post pictures of 7 separate and unique attractive women from there. I suppose that's not relevant because they're sailors, just saying.... Eww.


Challenge accepted!

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It's like that thing where straight guys don't know which men are handsome, except you're a gay dude who doesn't know which women are hot.


I'd put Olympic swimmer in my category of hot. I'm sorry that the pictures I chose didn't fit your narrow list of fetishes. Perhaps next time you can post a weird shopping list that I can pander to. Assuming of course, that you can type with only one hand.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:30 pm

She looks like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:38 pm

mrswdk wrote:She looks like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit.


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You sure about that?
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:40 pm

gun to my head, I'd probably say no and be killed than sex her
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby betiko on Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:31 pm

Seriously symmetry... Your taste in women is purely horrible. Thank god you don t have to bang the women you think are attractive.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:37 pm

betiko wrote:Seriously symmetry... Your taste in women is purely horrible. Thank god you don t have to bang the women you think are attractive.


Dude, one of those women was an actual playboy bunny. I get that you want to attack me on the whole gay front. I'm used to that. But at least try to be rational when doing so. Consider it a form of courtesy.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:gun to my head, I'd probably say no and be killed than sex her


This is a remarkably interesting way to declare your virginity to the internet.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:19 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:gun to my head, I'd probably say no and be killed than sex her


This is a remarkably interesting way to declare your virginity to the internet.


lmao

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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:24 pm

maybe she has a penis, which is why Symmetry thinks so highly of her
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:19 pm

Army of GOD wrote:maybe she has a penis, which is why Symmetry thinks so highly of her


At last, an admission that explains why I think so little of you.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:03 pm

She is definitely not at all hot.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Symmetry on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:08 pm

mrswdk wrote:She is definitely not at all hot.


You have high, creepy standards.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:38 pm

That last photo you posted looks like one of those photos of scary Victorian children.
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:44 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:maybe she has a penis, which is why Symmetry thinks so highly of her


At last, an admission that explains why I think so little of you.

But I like you =(
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Re: SE England Set to Experience Rise in Pregnancies

Postby DaGip on Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:55 am

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THESE MEN ARE READY TO GET IMPREGNATED BY HUGE AMERICAN PECKERS!

I mean, jut look at them all...they are just begging for some good ol' Yank Cock!

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