Conquer Club

i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

my grandpa died today


it wasn't that funny

not to worry my man, you can work it off on the free weights and measure your enormous cock - i assume that'll make ya feel better

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

Army of GOD wrote:my grandpa died today


it wasn't that funny

when you told me the other day i thought you meant something that happened long ago.

sorry to hear, take care of your grandma

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

is reaching #7 in franchise movies a record or something? rocky only made it to #6 amiright?
I'm just curious to know how they handled the script with paul walker's death like 2 years ago. I'm sure the five year old had the time of her life though.

and rip aog grandpa

that steroid-ad looking f*ck face deadpans a eulogy over some paul walker flashbacks as the character (i forget his name) decides that, hey, his place is actually with his family after all. vaguely recall some vrooming off into the sunset. it was high farce.

khazalid wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

xeno, get out of that body

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

khazalid wrote:i got taken to see fast and furious 7 by a five year old mongolian girl who is intent on marrying me. funny, and a thing, right?

also:

if you are in any way possessed of faculties, please do not see that movie.

ok this is sick

why is it sick?

was it worth the necrobump?

it's sick yo! excellent movie. bin diesel is da shit, and those cars are awesome with nitro and all.

Did you guys know Vin Diesel likes to play D&D? That guy is a huge nerd.

betiko wrote:is reaching #7 in franchise movies a record or something? rocky only made it to #6 amiright?
I'm just curious to know how they handled the script with paul walker's death like 2 years ago. I'm sure the five year old had the time of her life though.

and rip aog grandpa

Apparantly the Jaws franchise is expected to reach #`19 later this year.


Of course, many franchises aren't numbered, but are franchises just the same. There have been 12 Star Trek movies and 23 James Bonds.


Of course, the various porn franchises have the mainstream beat by a mile. The "Homegrown Video" semi-amateur series is up to #852.

that's a lot of pink panther right there. a lot.