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OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:37 am
by saxitoxin
I have a 32MB DAT file I need to open but I don't know what program created it.

Here are the first few lines when I open it in a text viewer. Can anyone recognize the program signature or whatever? I will give premium to anyone who gives me information that successfully leads to this file being opened.

Image

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:07 am
by AndyDufresne

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:09 am
by Metsfanmax
Someone please delete this thread before CC goes down for conspiracy to commit cyberespionage.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:13 am
by Army of GOD
have you tried running this file on your Android iPhone?

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:23 am
by saxitoxin
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html


hang on, trying it now

Metsfanmax wrote:Someone please delete this thread before CC goes down for conspiracy to commit cyberespionage.


GFY

Army of GOD wrote:have you tried running this file on your Android iPhone?


SUCK IT

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:24 am
by saxitoxin
saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html


hang on, trying it now


It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:26 am
by Metsfanmax
saxitoxin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html


hang on, trying it now


It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?


It means that you should kill yourself for trying to hack CC.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:29 am
by saxitoxin
Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html


hang on, trying it now


It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?


It means that you should kill yourself for trying to hack CC.


GFY AND/OR SUCK IT

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:36 am
by saxitoxin
SOLVED!

I used FileViewer Lite and it opened it!

I've just bought myself Premium as a reward.

Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:38 am
by Metsfanmax
saxitoxin wrote:Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.


What's your preference? xhamster? youporn? redtube?

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:52 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Delete system32.

-TG

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:25 am
by mrswdk
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Delete system32.

-TG


Wipe magnet over hard drive.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:13 am
by dakky21
mrswdk wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Delete system32.

-TG


Wipe magnet over hard drive.


I did it but nothing happened. It's the neodymium one, it's pretty strong...

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:20 am
by mrswdk
Ah. In that case you'd better wash your hard drive with a soft sponge and warm soapy water.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:15 pm
by dakky21
mrswdk wrote:Ah. In that case you'd better wash your hard drive with a soft sponge and warm soapy water.


That probably wouldn't work either since it is an Solid-state Drive. Not going to try that one though :)

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:27 pm
by Army of GOD
saxitoxin wrote:SOLVED!

I used FileViewer Lite and it opened it!

I've just bought myself Premium as a reward.

Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.


is 'it' mrswdk's pussy?

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:31 pm
by tzor
Perhaps a gamma ray burst from a nearby supernova; they FUBAR everything!

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:22 pm
by ManBungalow
Have you tried opening it with a different browser? I am unable to replicate this issue using Windows 98.

King A

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:56 pm
by ManBungalow
FFS I was trying to download a video nietzsche sent me of Sasha Grey at some sort of BBQ, but not my browser has crashed and I can't take my turns. I've tried a different browser but still couldn't download the video and now that one has frozen too, and my computer has gone really slow. I'm sending this from my friend's iPad Mini, gonna try download the video on this in a sec, but I'm not sure it's compatible? Help!

I'm using Windows ME with 64GB of RAM and 128MB of ROM, I share it with my cousin and his mates, but they only use it for translating Greek into Albanian so they can play Albanian Minecraft servers (pretty hardcore!), not sure if that will have any implications?

Third party add-ons:
Clickies
BoB
Solitaire in your browser 1996
Assault odds

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:01 pm
by waauw
ManBungalow wrote:FFS I was trying to download a video nietzsche sent me of Sasha Grey at some sort of BBQ, but not my browser has crashed and I can't take my turns. I've tried a different browser but still couldn't download the video and now that one has frozen too, and my computer has gone really slow. I'm sending this from my friend's iPad Mini, gonna try download the video on this in a sec, but I'm not sure it's compatible? Help!

I'm using Windows ME with 64GB of RAM and 128MB of ROM, I share it with my cousin and his mates, but they only use it for translating Greek into Albanian so they can play Albanian Minecraft servers (pretty hardcore!), not sure if that will have any implications?

Third party add-ons:
Clickies
BoB
Solitaire in your browser 1996
Assault odds


Lies! You gave yourself away. Albanians can't afford minecraft.

Re: OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:31 am
by DoomYoshi
saxi, did you ever figure out the email problem? I still get angry letters from the government and the bank because they say doomyoshi@conquerclub.com is an invalid email address. I respond by telling them that they know a thing or two about invalids, eh.