now, like a dog,

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 9:42 am

who's a-homeless and can't be sleeping,
like a log,
he knows that he's best off keeping,
out of sight.
don't expect nothin',
'cause nobody wants a lonely heart.

- Arthur Russell, Nobody Wants a Lonely Heart

...and other triumphs.

your nominations, please, for best lyrics.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:00 am

shit motherfucker ass tits cunt f*ck
motherfucker shit ass tits
motherfucker shit cmon

fickity f*ck fickity f*ck fickity f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:06 am

when leibniz composed the trenchant aphorism for which he is justly famed, he obviously could not be expected to foresee that the best of all possible worlds would also require AoG to be perma-banned for insufferable stupidity.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:07 am

khazalid wrote:when leibniz composed the trenchant aphorism for which he is justly famed, he obviously could not be expected to foresee that the best of all possible worlds would also require AoG to be perma-banned for insufferable stupidity.

by **Lord Arioch** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:08 am

The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe wicked good!
Even better in the Simpson version .... O:)

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:11 am

oh ffs.

*white flag*

by **mrswdk** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:23 am

Oh la la la la, la la la la la
Oh la la la la, la la la frisky
Oh la la la la, la la la la la
Oh la la la la, la la la frisky

Tinie Tempah - Frisky

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 10:28 am

you ignored my white flag. you're worse than the japanese

by **mrswdk** on Wed May 20, 2015 11:11 am

khazalid wrote:you ignored my white flag. you're worse than the japanese

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 11:18 am

i lol'd

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed May 20, 2015 12:44 pm

Not lyrics, but I am starting a list of occupations that are worse than being homeless (in that they provide negative value to society if a homeless person is considered to have 0 value).

-telemarketers
-landlords
-non-Christian religious leaders
-internet moderators
-cybersecurity experts

by **warmonger1981** on Wed May 20, 2015 5:37 pm

Assistant crack whore

by **khazalid** on Wed May 20, 2015 7:47 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Not lyrics, but I am starting a list of occupations that are worse than being homeless (in that they provide negative value to society if a homeless person is considered to have 0 value).

-telemarketers
-landlords
-non-Christian religious leaders
-internet moderators
-cybersecurity experts

non-christian religious leaders? what about, say.. the dalai lama?

occupations for consideration:

HR
supermarket 'greeters'
advertising

by **mrswdk** on Wed May 20, 2015 9:14 pm

khazalid wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Not lyrics, but I am starting a list of occupations that are worse than being homeless (in that they provide negative value to society if a homeless person is considered to have 0 value).

-telemarketers
-landlords
-non-Christian religious leaders
-internet moderators
-cybersecurity experts

non-christian religious leaders? what about, say.. the dalai lama?

Terrorist.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu May 21, 2015 2:33 am

The guy who designs the patterns for cocktail umbrellas.
Priests generally.

by **notyou2** on Thu May 21, 2015 11:34 am

Back to greatest song lyrics, stay on topic people or get banned

ROLLING STONES
Star Star Lyrics
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
Get their toes beneath your hook

Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star

Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night

Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair
Fallin' through the silver screen
Honey, I'm open to anythin'
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get
John Wayne before he dies

Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star

Yeah you are, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star

Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star, yes you are, yes you are

copyright <a href="http://elyrics.net" rel="nofollow">http://elyrics.net</a>

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu May 21, 2015 7:59 pm

mrswdk wrote:
khazalid wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Not lyrics, but I am starting a list of occupations that are worse than being homeless (in that they provide negative value to society if a homeless person is considered to have 0 value).

-telemarketers
-landlords
-non-Christian religious leaders
-internet moderators
-cybersecurity experts

non-christian religious leaders? what about, say.. the dalai lama?

Terrorist.

This.

by **waauw** on Thu May 21, 2015 8:11 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
khazalid wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Not lyrics, but I am starting a list of occupations that are worse than being homeless (in that they provide negative value to society if a homeless person is considered to have 0 value).

-telemarketers
-landlords
-non-Christian religious leaders
-internet moderators
-cybersecurity experts

non-christian religious leaders? what about, say.. the dalai lama?

Terrorist.

This.

Terrorist? The guy is a pacifist...

by **khazalid** on Fri May 22, 2015 12:40 am

yeah, i'm eagerly awaiting the chunk of unabashed sophistry that goes with this one...

by **macbone** on Fri May 22, 2015 6:18 am

“There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief
“There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth”

“No reason to get excited,” the thief, he kindly spoke
“There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late”

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

- Bob Dylan, "All Along the Watchtower"

But man, am I partial to some Aaron Weiss.

"Nice And Blue (Part 2)"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blXhSF72nxs

show

"Timothy Hay"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70H5tXyZXE

show

"The Angel of Death Came to David's Room"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff92TxuOcpM

show

by **notyou2** on Fri May 22, 2015 12:03 pm

The Gunner's Dream (Waters)

Floating down through the clouds
Memories come rushing up to meet me now.
In the space between the heavens
and in the corner of some foreign field
I had a dream.
I had a dream.
Good-bye Max.
Good-bye Ma.
After the service when you're walking slowly to the car
And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air
You hear the tolling bell
And touch the silk in your lapel
And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band
You take her frail hand
And hold on to the dream.
A place to stay
"Oi! A real one ..."
Enough to eat
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street
Where you can speak out loud
About your doubts and fears
And what's more no-one ever disappears
You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door.
You can relax on both sides of the tracks
And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control
And everyone has recourse to the law
And no-one kills the children anymore.
And no one kills the children anymore.

Night after night
Going round and round my brain
His dream is driving me insane.
In the corner of some foreign field
The gunner sleeps tonight.
What's done is done.
We cannot just write off his final scene.
Take heed of his dream.
Take heed.

by **Dukasaur** on Fri May 22, 2015 12:15 pm

macbone wrote:“There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief
“There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth”

Holy f*ck!

I never actually saw the lyrics written out.

I always thought it said
"Businessman, hey! Drink my wine! Come and dig my herb!"
I thought it was a straightforward invitation to put your worldly cares aside and come party.

by **notyou2** on Fri May 22, 2015 12:20 pm

Duk, Jimi says "excuse me while I kiss the sky", not "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

by **tkr4lf** on Fri May 22, 2015 5:13 pm

well all the apostles-they're sitting in swings
saying "i'd sell off my savior for a set of new rings
and some sandles with the style of straps that cling best to the era"
so all of the businessers in their unlimited
hell where they buy and they sell and they sell all their
trash to each other but they're sick of it all
and they're bankrupt on selling
and all of the angels
they'd sell off yer soul for a set of new wings and anything gold
they remember
the people they loved their old friends
and i've seen through'em all seen through'em all and seen through most everything
all the people you knew were the actors
all the people you knew were the actors
well, i'll go to college and i'll learn some big words
and i'll talk real loud
goddamn right i'll be heard
you'll remember all the guys that said all those big words he must've
learned in college
and it took a long time til
i came clean with myself
i come clean out of love with my lover
i still love her
loved her more when she used to be sober and i was kinder

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