WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL

by **nietzsche** on Thu May 21, 2015 10:01 pm

We're currently looking for a french user to replace betiko in the PL. betiko will finally start his jail time for that awkward, regretful incident. (nothing to worry, couple of months, low security prison).

Required: Be french, funny, cool, and accept french-stereotypical bullying.

We offer: Lots of fun. Pictures of AoG's sister.

Apply here.

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu May 21, 2015 10:03 pm

nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.

Lies.

by **waauw** on Fri May 22, 2015 7:34 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.

Lies.

Seems like deep down he wants to keep all potential candidates away.
Nietzsche really does care about Betiko.

by **notyou2** on Fri May 22, 2015 11:17 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.

Lies.

BANNED

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri May 22, 2015 11:19 am

I don't know any French, but I have purchased French bread in the past.

--Andy

by **notyou2** on Fri May 22, 2015 11:58 am

French Vietnamese will suffice.

by **tkr4lf** on Fri May 22, 2015 4:44 pm

Nobody can replace Betiko.

His awesome recipes, his crazy war stories, his tales of sexual conquest...

Who could hope to replace our Frenchman? Certainly no Frenchman I've seen on these boards!

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri May 22, 2015 4:46 pm

I know a few french words... taco, tequila, banana.

by **Phatscotty** on Sat May 23, 2015 3:08 am

Betiko was cloned first, Betiko2.0 has 2 heads.

Isn't Symmetry 3/4 French?

by **nietzsche** on Sat May 23, 2015 2:04 pm

Ok, we'll accept french canadians or french swiss as well.

by **notyou2** on Sat May 23, 2015 2:27 pm

BUT NO BELGIANS!!!!!!

by **tzor** on Sat May 23, 2015 2:35 pm

I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."

Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities. :twisted:

by **waauw** on Sat May 23, 2015 5:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:BUT NO BELGIANS!!!!!!

Vive la Belgique! N'écoutez-pas ces vièrges du Canada!
Belgians, as the official french lapdogs, should be eligeable!

by **waauw** on Sat May 23, 2015 6:01 pm

tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."

Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.

Belgian correctodog jumps in: it's 'bonbon' in one word not two. *bounces away*

by **Dukasaur** on Sat May 23, 2015 7:04 pm

tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."

Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.

Lol, in fifth grade French we learned to say, "Hey, Poitou! Donne-moi la poulet!"

by **waauw** on Sat May 23, 2015 7:17 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."

Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.

Lol, in fifth grade French we learned to say, "Hey, Poitou! Donne-moi la poulet!"

*le poulet *hon hon hon*

by **notyou2** on Sun May 24, 2015 9:34 am

You're a Dutchman pretending to live in Belgium. I can tell by your signature.

by **General_Tao** on Thu May 28, 2015 12:12 pm

What's the PL?

I would be a potential candidate, but we at LHDD are fully focused on climbing the CC totem pole, we were in the top 15 last year and now we're top 3. O:)

by **nietzsche** on Thu May 28, 2015 2:12 pm

do they give you guys lines to repeat over and over?

"the dragons were #12312 now we're winning and going to the top"

"the dragons are awesome"

"the dragons beat blahblah and when the league starts again we're gonna be #1"

ahhhhhhh i get it, you're trying to immitate betiko!

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu May 28, 2015 4:07 pm

People forget, betiko replaced the original Frenchmen on here, Napoleon Ier. The guy you need a thesaurus on hand in order to understand him.

by **notyou2** on Thu May 28, 2015 6:14 pm

Thesauri went extinct 60 million years ago.

Are you one of them young earthers?

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu May 28, 2015 7:02 pm

notyou2 wrote:Thesauri went extinct 60 million years ago.

Are you one of them young earthers?

Pfft! I outlived those hooligan Thesauri by 150 million years! Whippersnappers couldn't keep up with me after I invented the wheel!

Yes, I invented the wheel long before that brat Ug did. Little brat wouldn't get off of my front lawn.

by **General_Tao** on Thu May 28, 2015 7:35 pm

nietzsche wrote:do they give you guys lines to repeat over and over?

"the dragons were #12312 now we're winning and going to the top"

"the dragons are awesome"

"the dragons beat blahblah and when the league starts again we're gonna be #1"

ahhhhhhh i get it, you're trying to immitate betiko!