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WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 21, 2015 10:01 pmby nietzsche
We're currently looking for a french user to replace betiko in the PL. betiko will finally start his jail time for that awkward, regretful incident. (nothing to worry, couple of months, low security prison).
Required: Be french, funny, cool, and accept french-stereotypical bullying.
We offer: Lots of fun. Pictures of AoG's sister.
Apply here.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 21, 2015 10:03 pmby Metsfanmax
nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.
Lies.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 7:34 amby waauw
Metsfanmax wrote:nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.
Lies.
Seems like deep down he wants to keep all potential candidates away.
Nietzsche really does care about Betiko.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 11:17 amby notyou2
Metsfanmax wrote:nietzsche wrote:We offer: Pictures of AoG's sister.
Lies.
BANNED
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 11:19 amby AndyDufresne
I don't know any French, but I have purchased French bread in the past.
--Andy
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 11:58 amby notyou2
French Vietnamese will suffice.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 4:44 pmby tkr4lf
Nobody can replace Betiko.
His awesome recipes, his crazy war stories, his tales of sexual conquest...
Who could hope to replace our Frenchman? Certainly no Frenchman I've seen on these boards!
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Fri May 22, 2015 4:46 pmby DoomYoshi
I know a few french words... taco, tequila, banana.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 3:08 amby Phatscotty
Betiko was cloned first, Betiko2.0 has 2 heads.
Isn't Symmetry 3/4 French?
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 2:04 pmby nietzsche
Ok, we'll accept french canadians or french swiss as well.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 2:27 pmby notyou2
BUT NO BELGIANS!!!!!!
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 2:35 pmby tzor
I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."
Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 5:58 pmby waauw
notyou2 wrote:BUT NO BELGIANS!!!!!!
Vive la Belgique! N'écoutez-pas ces vièrges du Canada!
Belgians, as the official french lapdogs, should be eligeable!
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 6:01 pmby waauw
tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."
Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.
Belgian correctodog jumps in: it's 'bonbon' in one word not two. *bounces away*
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 7:04 pmby Dukasaur
tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."
Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.
Lol, in fifth grade French we learned to say, "Hey, Poitou! Donne-moi la poulet!"
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 23, 2015 7:17 pmby waauw
Dukasaur wrote:tzor wrote:I studied French in the fifth grade. I can say "bon bon."
Hey us fifth graders have to have our priorities.
Lol, in fifth grade French we learned to say, "Hey, Poitou! Donne-moi la poulet!"
*le poulet *hon hon hon*
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sun May 24, 2015 9:34 amby notyou2
You're a Dutchman pretending to live in Belgium. I can tell by your signature.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 12:12 pmby General_Tao
What's the PL?
I would be a potential candidate, but we at LHDD are fully focused on climbing the CC totem pole, we were in the top 15 last year and now we're top 3.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 2:12 pmby nietzsche
do they give you guys lines to repeat over and over?
"the dragons were #12312 now we're winning and going to the top"
"the dragons are awesome"
"the dragons beat blahblah and when the league starts again we're gonna be #1"
ahhhhhhh i get it, you're trying to immitate betiko!
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 4:07 pmby muy_thaiguy
People forget, betiko replaced the original Frenchmen on here, Napoleon Ier. The guy you need a thesaurus on hand in order to understand him.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 6:14 pmby notyou2
Thesauri went extinct 60 million years ago.
Are you one of them young earthers?
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 7:02 pmby muy_thaiguy
notyou2 wrote:Thesauri went extinct 60 million years ago.
Are you one of them young earthers?
Pfft! I outlived those hooligan Thesauri by 150 million years! Whippersnappers couldn't keep up with me after I invented the wheel!
Yes, I invented the wheel long before that brat Ug did. Little brat wouldn't get off of my front lawn.
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Thu May 28, 2015 7:35 pmby General_Tao
nietzsche wrote:do they give you guys lines to repeat over and over?
"the dragons were #12312 now we're winning and going to the top"
"the dragons are awesome"
"the dragons beat blahblah and when the league starts again we're gonna be #1"
ahhhhhhh i get it, you're trying to immitate betiko!
Nietzche, you're just jealous coz you're not a dragon!
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 30, 2015 12:15 amby Funkyterrance
I recently borrowed a "learn French the easy way" audio book from the library. Do I qualify??
Re: WANTED: French user to replace betiko in the PL
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Sat May 30, 2015 1:58 amby nietzsche
not in a million years, you're permabanned from the PL.
permabanned members from the PL:
1. pimpdave
2. Funkyterrance
3. tailgunner
4. metsfanmax