Cock merchant

Posted:
Wed May 27, 2015 12:06 pm
by demonfork
I've had a run of bad luck here on CC lately so I've decided to purchase a good luck charm.
I've heard that dwarf cocks are good luck, anyone know of a reputable cock merchant that you could refer to me?
Re: Cock merchant

Posted:
Wed May 27, 2015 6:24 pm
by Metsfanmax
demonfork wrote:I've had a run of bad luck here on CC lately so I've decided to purchase a good luck charm.
I've heard that dwarf cocks are good luck, anyone know of a reputable cock merchant that you could refer to me?
I've heard that you have to be wary of those cock merchants, they sell you fakes sometimes. Make sure the dwarf in question is present before you buy.
Re: Cock merchant

Posted:
Wed May 27, 2015 7:33 pm
by Army of GOD
nietzsche isn't a dwarf but is dick is as small as a dwarf's. Five dollars and its yours
Re: Cock merchant

Posted:
Wed May 27, 2015 8:57 pm
by notyou2
demonfork wrote:I've had a run of bad luck here on CC lately so I've decided to purchase a good luck charm.
I've heard that dwarf cocks are good luck, anyone know of a reputable cock merchant that you could refer to me?
This isn't GoT.
Find your own damn phallus merchant
Re: Cock merchant

Posted:
Wed May 27, 2015 10:05 pm
by smegal69
There are 3 kinds of Cock merchants in this world, I know as I'm am one
1, Fresh Unused Cocks and small one's (this includes small person's ones "dwarfs") and one's with a slanted eye
2, Used Cocks medium size and upwards
3, Soiled Cocks
I myself are a Merchant of Cocks but sadly I'm the No#2 Cock Merchant and only deal in Used Cocks but 100% fresh
if you are after Soiled Cocks, i think JefJef dabbles in them.
if you are after a small persons(Dwarf) one i think Betiko handles them
So if anyone is looking for Cocks on CC there is no going past Smegal69, Jefjef or Betiko they all the cocks you need
if you want to pay a little amount for your Cock you can always look on the Black Market (stolen or counterfeit one's, NOT the XXL size ones)
I know for sure that Army of God is a Cock thief and has lots of cheap ones...... He takes as many cocks as he can get