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The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:44 pm
by mrswdk
My brothers and sisters, a humanitarian crisis is being ignored by people all over the world. Propped up by the same military-industrial complex which has spilled so much blood in the Middle East, a fugitive regime has holed itself up on one of China's islands for the past sixty six years, defying international law as it claims entire cities as its own and continues to defy the Chinese government's attempts to extend help to the island's residents. This regime, the direct heir to Chiang Kai Shek's brutal military regime which ruled China briefly during the early 20th century, has been doing this for more than half a century, and until the people of the world unite and tell both the corrupt regime and its backers that they cannot accept this continued occupation, the oppression looks set to continue indefinitely.

'Why should we care about what those unimportant yellow people do to each other?', I sense you sneering. Well, my indifferent friends, I will tell you.

Unfortunately, life under such desperate circumstances is not easy on the psyche. Take the case of Justin Lee, a rich playboy who filmed himself date-raping dozens of singers and actresses whose drinks he had spiked.

A quick look on an internet search engine and you can see for yourself the depraved acts of Justin Lee. You can even download the footage, to show to your friends and help raise awareness of the plight of these people.

As the poor captives of this regime and its wicked backers continue to languish, more and more cases of mental instability shall surely come to the fore, before one day... WHAM. These kooks will get their hands on the terrorists' sophisticated weaponry and launch it in any one of a number of directions, igniting the South China Sea tinder box. Tis' inevitable and 'twill happen, you mark my words.

If you do not wish to see the entire Pacific region descend into 1914-esque bloodshed, the solution is simple: tell the terrorists, and their financial backers, that you will not accept such tyranny in 2015. Show the poor residents of Taiwan that you have not abandoned them, that you will not let their mental health fall victim to those corrupt leaders who have already driven so many to the brink of despair, even inducing them to perform despicable acts in the depths of their insanity.

Show them they are not alone.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:46 pm
by notyou2
You should swim over and proclaim yourself their savior.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:02 pm
by AndyDufresne
Is that post worth 50 cents? Or because it is a little longer, does that bump it up to like 75 cents?


--Andy

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:11 pm
by mrswdk
AndyDufresne wrote:Is that post worth 50 cents? Or because it is a little longer, does that bump it up to like 75 cents?


--Andy


Be aware that macbone only makes 50 cent jokes because he is old and therefore about 5-10 years out of date with current trends.

Nowadays you are more likely to get mocked for being a 'cynical youth' (an activist, keyboard warrior etc., raging against the authorities).

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:20 pm
by waauw
I was given the impression Taiwan was more prosperous than China. So how exactly is it a humanitarian crisis?

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:13 pm
by mrswdk
waauw wrote:I was given the impression Taiwan was more prosperous than other parts of China. So how exactly is it a humanitarian crisis?


But at what cost its prosperity?

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:30 am
by Dukasaur
The Kuomintang is the legitimate government of China. Their plight may seem grim at present, but I still look forward to the day when they recapture the mainland and execute all members of the Communist party.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:09 am
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:I was given the impression Taiwan was more prosperous than other parts of China. So how exactly is it a humanitarian crisis?


But at what cost its prosperity?


Do elaborate.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:43 am
by macbone
Cool story, mrswdk. After you finish going after Taiwan, you should definitely go after the military occupancy of Tibet.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:59 pm
by tzor
mrswdk, your hatred towards Taiwan is noted.

Taiwan is Sparta! Image

molṑn labé mrswdk, molṑn labe

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:35 pm
by warmonger1981
Send Taiwan a bunch of oarfish. They are considered a bad omen.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:55 am
by mrswdk
Dukasaur wrote:The Kuomintang is the legitimate government of China. Their plight may seem grim at present, but I still look forward to the day when they recapture the mainland and execute all members of the Communist party.


And I the day when Canada's native American tribes rise up, overthrow their colonial British rulers and execute Stephen Harper in the town square.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:56 am
by mrswdk
macbone wrote:Cool story, mrswdk. After you finish going after Taiwan, you should definitely go after the military occupancy of Tibet.


I actually had the military occupation of Cherokee, Navajo, Iroquois, Tomahawk etc. lands in my sights as my next crusade.

Re: The effects of 66 years under military occupation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:44 pm
by tzor
mrswdk wrote:I actually had the military occupation of Cherokee, Navajo, Iroquois, Tomahawk etc. lands in my sights as my next crusade.


Hey leave those Iroquois alone. They don't belong in Canada, they mostly belong in New York. And given the current state of the upper New York region, I would certainly willing to give them a shot at it. Just no casinos, that's just crap. After all, their original lands are fertile grounds for fracking. They could easily make more money a tone of money off of the land that the Libtards in Albany refuse to take advantage of.

The Confederacy will Rise Again! (Even if it is only the Iroquois Confederacy!)

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