Conquer Club

Has anyone here ever delved into this territory? Can you get it for free? Sexting just doesn't cut the mustard, if you know what I mean? Saxi, are you up for it???

Sure. My number's +8613122805427. If we're going to do this I must insist that we speak only Chinese though.

mrswdk wrote:Sure. My number's +8613122805427. If we're going to do this I must insist that we speak only Chinese though.

Hmm.. Ok, could you just give me a quick crash course here on the filthy words and I could kinda fill in the blanks, then?

Or I could just lead with what I'm going to do to your kung pow chicken and just ride the oohs and ahhs. Your choice.

ofc you can get it for free. i assume you have a wide pool of eager beavers waiting by their collective phones and that you're not gloomily waxing the half-mast sausage thrice a day to mother-shocking fetish porn. my assumptions are often incorrect, however.

either way, the key is to find someone eloquent, unguarded and wanton - otherwise it will probably be just as depressing as that third load into the sock of a rainy afternoon.

Can't go wrong with.

Zuǒ zhuǎn qǐng

Wèishéme nǐ wén qǐlái xiàng yī zhī hóuzi

Zhè shì xīnxiān de miànbāo

2dimes wrote:Can't go wrong with.

Zuǒ zhuǎn qǐng

Wèishéme nǐ wén qǐlái xiàng yī zhī hóuzi

Zhè shì xīnxiān de miànbāo

lol. Irresistible.

khazalid wrote:ofc you can get it for free. i assume you have a wide pool of eager beavers waiting by their collective phones and that you're not gloomily waxing the half-mast sausage thrice a day to mother-shocking fetish porn. my assumptions are often incorrect, however.

either way, the key is to find someone eloquent, unguarded and wanton - otherwise it will probably be just as depressing as that third load into the sock of a rainy afternoon.

You speak with such matter-of-fact air and crystal ball-like accuracy that I am wholly convinced that you speak wisdom and that you, too, have walked in these stained socks. Bless you, comrade!

Found a number where the first thirty minutes were free. Geena was talking about her bichon frise or something and I was politely listening with the occaisional "oh, that's interesting" when a prerecorded voice interrupted telling me I had two minutes left! Let's just say I immediately changed the subject to feet and I've got several days of healing ahead of me.

The phone cex didn't take... Little Terry has still got "beaver fever" today.
Next stop, Craigslist casual encounters. Do they make condoms that cover your entire genital region?