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A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:57 am
by mrswdk



Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:52 am
by khazalid
andy dufresne - excessive public giffing.

throw away the key.

on second thoughts, probs sabo - found with a copy of the anarchists cookbook and a bag of GHB after flipping off the filth.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:49 am
by Funkyterrance
Owenshooter for something ridiculous like mouthing off to the judge while contesting a traffic ticket.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:57 am
by notyou2
Sabotage for going to restricted websites, like facebook, while living in China.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:02 am
by khazalid
you can't actually access restricted websites without a vpn. the govt. do block some vpn providers, but having a vpn is not illegal, in and of itself.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:05 am
by notyou2
give it time......

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:09 am
by mrswdk
khazalid wrote:you can't actually access restricted websites without a vpn. the govt. do block some vpn providers, but having a vpn is not illegal, in and of itself.


I'm not sure how the weird technicalities work. VPNs which are not registered with the department of something are not allowed to operate in China, which basically means any of the VPNs set up in order to help people circumvent the Great Firewall. I'm not sure if that means using them is also illegal or what.

But of course, this is the Middle Kingdom so even if it is illegal no one's going to give a shit are they.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:11 am
by waauw
notyou2 wrote:Sabotage for going to restricted websites, like facebook, while living in China.


Isn't Sabotage also an ex-convict?

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:15 am
by mrswdk
waauw wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Sabotage for going to restricted websites, like facebook, while living in China.


Isn't Sabotage also an ex-convict?


Maybe his time inside reformed him.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:46 am
by macbone
There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:32 pm
by DoomYoshi
Constance Lytton wrote: Tuesday, January 18, I was visited again by the Senior Medical Officer, who asked me how long I had been without food. I said I had eaten a buttered scone and a banana sent in by friends to the police station on Friday at about midnight. He said, "Oh, then, this is the fourth day; that is too long, I shall have to feed you, I must feed you at once," but he went out and nothing happened till about 6 o'clock in the evening, when he returned with, I think, five wardresses and the feeding apparatus. He urged me to take food voluntarily. I told him that was absolutely out of the question, that when our legislators ceased to resist enfranchising women then I should cease to resist taking food in prison. He did not examine my heart nor feel my pulse; he did not ask to do so, nor did I say anything which could possibly induce him to think I would refuse to be examined. I offered no resistance to being placed in position, but lay down voluntarily on the plank bed. Two of the wardresses took hold of my arms, one held my head and one my feet. One wardress helped to pour the food. The doctor leant on my knees as he stooped over my chest to get at my mouth. I shut my mouth and clenched my teeth. I had looked forward to this moment with so much anxiety lest my identity should be discovered beforehand, that I felt positively glad when the time had come. The sense of being overpowered by more force than I could possibly resist was complete, but I resisted nothing except with my mouth. The doctor offered me the choice of a wooden or steel gag; he explained elaborately, as he did on most subsequent occasions, that the steel gag would hurt and the wooden one not, and he urged me not to force him to use the steel gag. But I did not speak nor open my mouth, so that after playing about for a moment or two with the wooden one he finally had recourse to the steel. He seemed annoyed at my resistance and he broke into a temper as he plied my teeth with the steel implement. He found that on either side at the back I had false teeth mounted on a bridge which did not take out. The superintending wardress asked if I had any false teeth, if so, that they must be taken out; I made no answer and the process went on. He dug his instrument down on to the sham tooth, it pressed fearfully on the gum. He said if I resisted so much with my teeth, he would have to feed me through the nose. The pain of it was intense and at last I must have given way for he got the gag between my teeth, when he proceeded to turn it much more than necessary until my jaws were fastened wide apart, far more than they could go naturally. Then he put down my throat a tube which seemed to me much too wide and was something like four feet in length. The irritation of the tube was excessive. I choked the moment it touched my throat until it had got down. Then the food was poured in quickly; it made me sick a few seconds after it was down and the action of the sickness made my body and legs double up, but the wardresses instantly pressed back my head and the doctor leant on my knees. The horror of it was more than I can describe. I was sick over the doctor and wardresses, and it seemed a long time before they took the tube out. As the doctor left he gave me a slap on the cheek, not violently, but, as it were, to express his contemptuous disapproval, and he seemed to take for granted that my distress was assumed. At first it seemed such an utterly contemptible thing to have done that I could only laugh in my mind. Then suddenly I saw Jane Warton lying before me, and it seemed as if I were outside of her. She was the most despised, ignorant and helpless prisoner that I had seen. When she had served her time and was out of the prison, no one would believe anything she said, and the doctor when he had fed her by force and tortured her body, struck her on the cheek to show how he despised her! That was Jane Warton, and I had come to help her.

When the doctor had gone out of the cell, I lay quite helpless. The wardresses were kind and knelt round to comfort me, but there was nothing to be done, I could not move, and remained there in what, under different conditions, would have been an intolerable mess. I had been sick over my hair, which, though short, hung on either side of my face, all over the wall near my bed, and my clothes seemed saturated with it, but the wardresses told me they could not get me a change that night as it was too late, the office was shut. I lay quite motionless, it seemed paradise to be without the suffocating tube, without the liquid food going in and out of my body and without the gag between my teeth. Presently the wardresses all left me, they had orders to go, which were carried out with the usual promptness. Before long I heard the sounds of the forced feeding in the next cell to mine. It was almost more than I could bear, it was Elsie Howey, I was sure. When the ghastly process was over and all quiet, I tapped on the wall and called out at the top of my voice, which wasn't much just then, "No surrender," and there came the answer past any doubt in Elsie's voice, "No surrender." After this I fell back and lay as I fell. It was not very long before the wardress came and announced that I was to go back upstairs as, because of the feeding, my time in the punishment cell was over. I was taken into the same cell which I had before; the long hours till morning were a nightmare of agonized dread for a repetition of the process.


This is how the British police treated the nobility in the early 20th century.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:40 pm
by nietzsche
Mets, for attacking japanesse fishing boats.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:16 pm
by Army of GOD
nietzsche for breaking the restraining order that Chicharito has against him

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:11 pm
by Phatscotty
I won't name my vote, but he/she will be in prison because he/she is a pedophile.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:23 am
by Serbia
Phatscotty wrote:I won't name my vote, but he/she will be in prison because he/she is a pedophile.

Ditto.

Bollocks.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:41 pm
by Funkyterrance
Serbia wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I won't name my vote, but he/she will be in prison because he/she is a pedophile.

Ditto.

Bollocks.

Ahh, I see. So you guys are going with the whole "one has to think like a pedophile to catch a pedophile" sort of approach?

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:54 pm
by Serbia
Funkyterrance wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I won't name my vote, but he/she will be in prison because he/she is a pedophile.

Ditto.

Bollocks.

Ahh, I see. So you guys are going with the whole "one has to think like a pedophile to catch a pedophile" sort of approach?


Are you calling yourself out?

Bollocks.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:08 pm
by mrswdk
One day the age of consent will be lowered to 11 or 12 and the world will come one step closer to defeating conservative neo-religious body fascism.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:35 pm
by waauw
Sometimes I feel like China is another planet.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:29 pm
by Lootifer
mrswdk wrote:One day the age of consent will be lowered to 11 or 12 and the world will come one step closer to defeating conservative neo-religious body fascism.

I'm reasonably familiar with this argument (age of consent should equal puberty). However I am always going to disagree with it because of the decreased cognitive and critical thinking facilities humans have during their time of greatest development.

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:32 pm
by DoomYoshi
"puberty" isn't a simple on/off switch. It's an entire range of physiological changes that takes different forms in different people. Can you define puberty?

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:19 pm
by khazalid
gettin' pyabs

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:33 pm
by mrswdk
Lootifer wrote:
mrswdk wrote:One day the age of consent will be lowered to 11 or 12 and the world will come one step closer to defeating conservative neo-religious body fascism.

I'm reasonably familiar with this argument (age of consent should equal puberty). However I am always going to disagree with it because of the decreased cognitive and critical thinking facilities humans have during their time of greatest development.


I don't think there should be an age of consent at all tbh. I just say 11/12 because that's a more achievable first step. And then after the limit's down to 12 then we can start talking about abolishing it altogether.

After which people will have one less government tentacle in their brains ^o^

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:19 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
mrswdk wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
mrswdk wrote:One day the age of consent will be lowered to 11 or 12 and the world will come one step closer to defeating conservative neo-religious body fascism.

I'm reasonably familiar with this argument (age of consent should equal puberty). However I am always going to disagree with it because of the decreased cognitive and critical thinking facilities humans have during their time of greatest development.


I don't think there should be an age of consent at all tbh. I just say 11/12 because that's a more achievable first step. And then after the limit's down to 12 then we can start talking about abolishing it altogether.

After which people will have one less government tentacle in their brains ^o^


Jesus christ, man.

-TG

Re: A GD user goes to prison

PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:24 am
by Metsfanmax
mrswdk wrote:One day the age of consent will be lowered to 11 or 12 and the world will come one step closer to defeating conservative neo-religious body fascism.


The major problem here is that you've got the causality backward. Age of consent laws reflect cultural beliefs designed to protect the young from being taken advantage of. This isn't a law you can just change and then be satisfied that you've won the cultural battle; rather, you'll only be able to change it if you can convince people that it's OK for 13 year olds to be having sex.