Conquer Club

What would you try to accomplish?

Nothing much... i belive ive got the powers i need i can open a beer bottle without breaking my teeth, i can hand roll cigarettes in my pocket when it rains. Im married to a sexy wife and have 3 grumpy kids... if i needed superpowers it would be the one to get the littel basta... sorry angels to sleep when i want. And that power would be pretty useless:)

Otherwise ive allways considered myself to be the amazing stomach man! But thats mostly cause i whish i would dare to pour butter on my stomach and glide naked on said stomach over peoples windshield when they stop at a traffic lights... imagine that sight and tremble before the might of the AMAZING STOMACHMAN!

I think it would depend on the "superpower." Most superpowers are outright stupid.

Stomach man aint stupid stomach man strong and slimy, stomach man will stomach your car double for that comment!

As far I understand it superheroes are all about trying to rescue other people from harm, and villains are all about trying to screw over as many people as they can. Both sound like a total waste of time tbh.

Stomach man is in the middle no harm and washing your windshield will save your life on the road! The only real superheroe oh yeah oh yeah!

And butter maybee mixed with oliveoil and u have me demasked ... a bit more stomach hair though:)

3rd option please. I want to be the bounty hunter that works for the highest bidder.

Stomach man sense trouble .... stomach man dont like bounty hunters stomach man slides over bounty hunters !:)

HEY no perverting Pingu! Damn that made me laugh!

Sorry, deleted it while you were writing.

Here you go again

I need to know what my superpower is first

Butterflies!

It's interesting how the idea of power corrupting isn't explored more fully in comics and film. Yeah, some stories do, but there's still a pretty strong dichotomy between the good guys and the bad guys.

macbone wrote:It's interesting how the idea of power corrupting isn't explored more fully in comics and film. Yeah, some stories do, but there's still a pretty strong dichotomy between the good guys and the bad guys.

I quite liked The Watchmen for its absence of a 'good guys vs bad guys' narrative.

One of the best yes!

I would be Sidelines Man. I would sit on the sidelines, and let everyone else beat the tar out of each other. When the colossal fight ended, I'd go to the bar and drink a fine whisky, while watching whatever sporting event happened to be on the TV. Sidelines Man loves sports, and can watch them for hours... from the sidelines, of course. Sidelines Man would also have to be stupefyingly rich. I would then have my driver safely drive me home.

Bollocks.

U can be Stomach mans side kick! Stomach man loves wealth and whiskey! And if u sideline stomach man ... ive got a crowd stomach man loves crowds! Crowds attracts chicks....

Lord Arioch wrote:U can be Stomach mans side kick! Stomach man loves wealth and whiskey! And if u sideline stomach man ... ive got a crowd stomach man loves crowds! Crowds attracts chicks....

I'm down for being the sidekick. The sidekick usually hangs out in the background, on the sidelines, if you will. You can do the ordering with all the flair and drama that comes with being Stomach Man, and I'll do the drinking with all the anonymity that comes with being Sideline Man. I believe we'll make the most powerful superhero pair EVER!

Bollocks.

and chicks u get phone numbers i get window shields! its the perfect match:)

Lord Arioch wrote:and chicks u get phone numbers i get window shields! its the perfect match:)

Whenever anyone is in danger, all they have to do is shout to the heavens "I NEED SOME STOMACH ON THE SIDE!!!!" and we'll be there in a flash of greasy, hairy, blinding white stomach flesh and shady sideline creeping on chicks. I can get excited about this!

Bollocks.