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Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:46 am

http://www.latimes.com/science/la-sci-sn-more-americans-obese-than-overweight-20150620-story.html

This is a perfect time to show my favorite map of all time, obesity through the years (which is way better than the map of Middle Earth, that obese people prefer):
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As much as I despise the laxity of etiquette for the customary social graces, the obesity epidemic is definitely the worst feature. Being obese in public is rude.
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Postby JamesKer1 on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:49 am

In order to combat this epidemic, we should simply increase our standards for obesity, and then the problem will be gone overnight.
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Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:57 am

JamesKer1 wrote:In order to combat this epidemic, we should simply increase our standards for obesity, and then the problem will be gone overnight.


That's why I love you JK!
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Postby mrswdk on Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:00 pm

This map is actually a pretty good argument against universal healthcare in the US. Imagine how much paying for all that heart disease would cost.
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Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:01 pm

Thats why the NHS in the UK puts money into sport and get fit campaigns...
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:59 pm

WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Thats why the NHS in the UK puts money into sport and get fit campaigns...


Not enough!

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Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:09 pm

Sadly true
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Postby mrswdk on Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:20 pm

How do so many people get fat that fucking quickly? Do they not have a part of their brain telling them things like 'three burgers is an excessive lunch for someone who works in an office'?
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Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:16 pm

mrswdk wrote:How do so many people get fat that fucking quickly? Do they not have a part of their brain telling them things like 'three burgers is an excessive lunch for someone who works in an office'?


Watching television provides a clue. Right after a commercial telling you how much of a demon smoking is, there is a McDonalds commercial. One is a socially unacceptable vice and one is socially acceptable. IMHO, Ronald McDonald has done more damage to public health than Joe Camel could even if he tried.

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Postby strike wolf on Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:18 pm

I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.
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Postby JamesKer1 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:47 am

strike wolf wrote:I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.


What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?

That's like saying you have free speech, but only if the government likes what you're saying.
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Postby khazalid on Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:53 am

the same right it has to force upon you its own form of arbitrary morality and then demand you live in such a way as to suit its existential needs, presumably.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:00 am

JamesKer1 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.


What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?

That's like saying you have free speech, but only if the government likes what you're saying.


Like I said. Ethical complications.
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Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:22 am

JamesKer1 wrote:What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?


Or to force upon you a system of rules and laws and then demand that you follow them.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:11 am

WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.

We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:13 am

On a side note, the skinniest girls are in southern England.
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Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:25 am

notyou2 wrote:On a side note, the skinniest girls are in southern England.


That's because it's the rich bit.
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Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:28 am

warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.

We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:32 am

mrswdk wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.

We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.


I would have put Sabotage, or maybe DaGip. You're slipping princess.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:34 am

Who is that other conspiracy guy. Has an avatar with a guy with 70's glasses and a mustache, and his signature is airforce one and illuminati stuff.
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Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:40 am

notyou2 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.

We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.


I would have put Sabotage, or maybe DaGip. You're slipping princess.


Have you read a warmonger post recently?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:26 pm

notyou2 wrote:Who is that other conspiracy guy. Has an avatar with a guy with 70's glasses and a mustache, and his signature is airforce one and illuminati stuff.

Don't remember off the top of my head. But jay and xtratabasco were big conspiracy nuts too. Jay I think simply left, while xtra was originally banned for posting increasingly racist comments. And a few years later was unbanned, and was still posting conspiracy stuff.
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Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:34 pm

Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.
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Postby Serbia on Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:17 pm

notyou2 wrote:Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.

heavycola?

Bollocks.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:26 pm

Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.

heavycola?

Bollocks.


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