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Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:46 am
by DoomYoshi
http://www.latimes.com/science/la-sci-sn-more-americans-obese-than-overweight-20150620-story.htmlThis is a perfect time to show my favorite map of all time, obesity through the years (which is way better than the map of Middle Earth, that obese people prefer):

As much as I despise the laxity of etiquette for the customary social graces, the obesity epidemic is definitely the worst feature. Being obese in public is rude.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

Posted:
Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:49 am
by JamesKer1
In order to combat this epidemic, we should simply increase our standards for obesity, and then the problem will be gone overnight.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:57 am
by DoomYoshi
JamesKer1 wrote:In order to combat this epidemic, we should simply increase our standards for obesity, and then the problem will be gone overnight.
That's why I love you JK!
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:00 pm
by mrswdk
This map is actually a pretty good argument against universal healthcare in the US. Imagine how much paying for all that heart disease would cost.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:01 pm
by WingCmdr Ginkapo
Thats why the NHS in the UK puts money into sport and get fit campaigns...
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:59 pm
by saxitoxin
WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Thats why the NHS in the UK puts money into sport and get fit campaigns...
Not enough!

Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:09 pm
by WingCmdr Ginkapo
Sadly true
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:20 pm
by mrswdk
How do so many people get fat that fucking quickly? Do they not have a part of their brain telling them things like 'three burgers is an excessive lunch for someone who works in an office'?
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:16 pm
by DoomYoshi
mrswdk wrote:How do so many people get fat that fucking quickly? Do they not have a part of their brain telling them things like 'three burgers is an excessive lunch for someone who works in an office'?
Watching television provides a clue. Right after a commercial telling you how much of a demon smoking is, there is a McDonalds commercial. One is a socially unacceptable vice and one is socially acceptable. IMHO, Ronald McDonald has done more damage to public health than Joe Camel could even if he tried.
That would be a good celebrity death match or epic rap battle.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:18 pm
by strike wolf
I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:47 am
by JamesKer1
strike wolf wrote:I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.
What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?
That's like saying you have free speech, but only if the government likes what you're saying.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:53 am
by khazalid
the same right it has to force upon you its own form of arbitrary morality and then demand you live in such a way as to suit its existential needs, presumably.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:00 am
by strike wolf
JamesKer1 wrote:strike wolf wrote:I suppose you could influence penalties on health coverage dues based on people who were not meeting requirements for maintaining some standard of controllable fitness (and I think in the past this has been implemented to some extent or another) but you would have to have it clearly defined on the legal level of what those standards are not to mention potential ethical complications.
What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?
That's like saying you have free speech, but only if the government likes what you're saying.
Like I said. Ethical complications.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:22 am
by mrswdk
JamesKer1 wrote:What right does the government have to force upon you its own form of health care and then demand that you live in such a way as to suit its financial needs?
Or to force upon you a system of rules and laws and then demand that you follow them.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:11 am
by notyou2
WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.
We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:13 am
by notyou2
On a side note, the skinniest girls are in southern England.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:25 am
by mrswdk
notyou2 wrote:On a side note, the skinniest girls are in southern England.
That's because it's the rich bit.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:28 am
by mrswdk
warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.
We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:32 am
by notyou2
mrswdk wrote:warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.
We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
I would have put Sabotage, or maybe DaGip. You're slipping princess.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:34 am
by notyou2
Who is that other conspiracy guy. Has an avatar with a guy with 70's glasses and a mustache, and his signature is airforce one and illuminati stuff.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:40 am
by mrswdk
notyou2 wrote:mrswdk wrote:warmonger1981 wrote:WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is the fault of the multinational food conglomerates. It is the stuff they are putting in our food, and the growth hormones they are feeding the animals.
We are an experiment of the corporations. We get fatter, die younger, birth rates increase, more money for the conglomerates to suck out of us due to the higher turnover. Also, the crap they are putting in the food gets cheaper and cheaper which also relates to more money for them and poorer health for the general populace.
I would have put Sabotage, or maybe DaGip. You're slipping princess.
Have you read a warmonger post recently?
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:26 pm
by muy_thaiguy
notyou2 wrote:Who is that other conspiracy guy. Has an avatar with a guy with 70's glasses and a mustache, and his signature is airforce one and illuminati stuff.
Don't remember off the top of my head. But jay and xtratabasco were big conspiracy nuts too. Jay I think simply left, while xtra was originally banned for posting increasingly racist comments. And a few years later was unbanned, and was still posting conspiracy stuff.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:34 pm
by notyou2
Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:17 pm
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.
heavycola?
Bollocks.
Re: Despicable Pigs now outnumber ordinary lardasses!

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Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:26 pm
by notyou2
Serbia wrote:notyou2 wrote:Naw, it wasn't either of them. The guy's signature was a plane with Dick Cheney's head flying into the World Trade Centre or something like that.
heavycola?
Bollocks.
THAT"S IT!!!! Thanks Serb.