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Taxi driver

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:48 am

A joke I heard last night:

A businessman is taking a taxi, and while talking to the driver is surprised to discover that the driver used to have a lucrative career as a broker on the HK stock exchange.

'But why would you want to leave a job like that to be a taxi driver?', asked the businessman.

'Life is a taxi driver is so much better,' replied the taxi driver. 'Sure, I have less money, but now I don't have bosses ordering me around, clients making demand after demand, regulators watching over my every move. Now I don't have to answer to anyone. Now I'm my own boss, I'm free.'

'That makes sense,' replied the businessman. 'Wait, not this way. Go straight then turn left at the next crossing.'

'Okay.'
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:51 am

This joke is dedicated to DoomYoshi.
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby khazalid on Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:37 am

that is a terrible joke.


a besuited gentleman has just boarded a plane bound for beijing. 'excuse me', he inquires of the flight attendant, 'what's the time difference?'

the flight attendant glances down cheerfully at his fastened seatbelt.

'around 50 years.'
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:11 am

khazalid wrote:that is a terrible joke.


a besuited gentleman has just boarded a plane bound for beijing. 'excuse me', he inquires of the flight attendant, 'what's the time difference?'

the flight attendant glances down cheerfully at his fastened seatbelt.

'around 50 years.'



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Re: Taxi driver

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:37 am

Ronny baby! Long time! Glad to see you back....

I assume we've all heard the "Zachary Disease" joke?
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:42 am

KoolBak wrote:Ronny baby! Long time! Glad to see you back....



Hello old friend! Yes too long. Although what has happened to this place, I've joined a few games but all the menus & stuff are messed up? They're all over the place. I take it Lackattack isn't in control any more?
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:44 am

Yeah, he went walkabout...my buds in xi are still the same thankfully :lol: Still some entertaining shit here ;o)
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:47 am

KoolBak wrote:Yeah, he went walkabout...my buds in xi are still the same thankfully :lol: Still some entertaining shit here ;o)


XiGames still going? Wow nice... When did that start like 2007?!
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:47 am

We started at the old msn site in early 2000 and moved here in '06....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Re: Taxi driver

Postby DaGip on Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:24 pm

WHAT???? Ronaldinho's back and no kiddie porn posts???? WTF????
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Re: Taxi driver

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:30 pm

mrswdk: doing it wrong. The third line is the punch line. The last two are basically explaining it to people who don't get the joke.

Ronaldinho, khazalid: doing it right.
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