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I've had 4 sections of skin cancer removed since he was president.....and my old mom is experiencing advanced stages of dementia.

Thanks Obama.

He fook with anyone else?

Don't like reading that stuff about your mom. Hang in bro.

Did they have to touch your dick?

Thanks Dimey, and no......lol.

Sounds awful, sorry. But I don't see how that's Obama's fault?

Joke...

Run out of toilet paper....Thanks Obama!

Nevermind....we think it's funny 'round here....

Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure.

Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.

Kanye West is going to be President of the USA in 2020.

Thanks Obama

iAmCaffeine wrote:Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure.

Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.

Lmao...well played ;o)

I assumed you were serious and thanking him for the free medical care.

Free....right....no we pay $900 / month thru my bride's employer for their insurance for the family and I STILL struggle to pay our portion of the shit...course cutting off my fingers and having melanoma issues dunna help much on the bill department....lol

Thanks Obama.

PS...what started this was last week, we were driving to central oregon for a family vaca...my bride 2 sons and I...we were passing a man made reservoir (Detroit Lake) that is a popular destination for campers / boaters and the damn thing is near dry....drought and whatnot....water level down 50+ vertical feet....ugly as sin...we were bemoaning the spectacle and my 18 year old son goes "Thanks Obama"...ficking cracked me up.....lol. Works on any scenario ;o)

If yer bored, here's a good news clip

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/05/21/detroit-lake-low-water-level/27737349/

I would trade our prime minister for your president any day of the week, and I expect most Canadians feel the same way.

When I was 6 or 7 my mom took me to the theatre to see Invasion of the Body Snatchers. To this day I don't really trust ANYONE.

Thanks Obama.

You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on....

I crapped my pants the other day....

Thanks Obama.

I just changed a nappy (diaper) for the first time in 15 years. Thanks Obama!

KoolBak wrote::lol:

You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on....

I crapped my pants the other day....

Thanks Obama.

Were they collective pants?

I stubbed my toe. Thanks Obama!

Donald Trump mocked.

Thanks Obama!

They were actually singular shorts

Thanks Obama

Conservatives are going bat shit crazy with a black liberal in the White House to the point their heads want to explode.

Thanks Obama

AoG exists.

Thanks Obama.