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ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a time

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:47 am

Dear Nietzsche,

I can't explain why oceans belong in this bagel shop. Oceans can envelop breasts if used like moist towelettes. Saxitoxin swallows oceans but not semen. Seamen like oceanic whales but aren't rapists.

Gollum, like, any Off-topicer, waves at Nietzsche. Love would sadly envelop every anus unless my Mexican Papi eats dicks daily. Seas constantly tremble before Thor's mighty, burning bale of semen. Cornholers named Echinoderms fail to love my cock ocean. Platypuses pontificate powerfully, reaching passionate throbbing climaxes into gaping, little oceans.

Nietzsche, whom gods adore, must believe raping bullpens with excessive wetness is black panther approved. Midgets and blacks have HIV on their minds. However, AIDS is sexy. Lamentably sexy.

A sexy Chinese bastard wrote "porno brings syphillis, but virgins are willing to fornicate". He knows of these gay things Russia has through meditation, accomplishments and possessions. A penis grows under every panda bite.

Nietzsche, lastly, I wish to impart my affection upon your nipples. Life can't get any better than this. You must give your rape kit to Donald Trump. Oceans






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Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:43 am

oceans


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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:49 am

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:00 pm

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Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:01 pm

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Postby Gold Knight on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:13 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:19 pm

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:26 pm

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Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:28 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:32 pm

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:41 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:44 pm

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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:46 pm

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Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:47 pm

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